Gonzo Balls

The act of standing naked on ones head; with male genitalia painted blue. Resembling the beloved childrens charater.

Look, Fabes is showing his Gonzo Balls again.

by GonzoLover July 9, 2005

Chocolate Gonzo

A sex move where a man shits into a comdom, ties the condom closed, and then places the condom into the freezer over night. After the condom is frozen the man then tapes the condom to his nose, making him look like the muppet "Gonzo", and then procedes to use his nose as a dildo for his women partner.

jorge: hey frank there is a rotting banana in your freezer and it smells like shit.

frank: thats not a rotting bannana. it smells like shit because its a condom with frozen shit in it.

jorge: wtf?? why would you have a frozen shit condom in your freezer?

frank: Because i plan on on giving my wife the Chocolate Gonzo tonight.

by papafrito November 16, 2010

gonzo

Golden syrup.

(from imitation of a mumbled pronunciation of "Golden Syrup")

Also adjective: "gonzoey".

Tea with gonzo? Yes, it's like putting sugar in it, except it tastes sort of... gonzoey.

by A. Walker February 28, 2009

gonzo

Someone who is really anoying and gets on your nerves

"Beccy is such a gonzo"

by kaliq April 1, 2007

Goofy Gonzo

A miny wanksta. This person has a lot of friends and acts cool, but is a huge loser and eats doggy fudge.

When they fight they use a cheap tactic:

When they are alone they deny any responsibility for their actions.

When they have five or more of their fiends they act all tough and in your face.

I hope I get a Goofy Gonzo for Christmas!

A Goofy Gonzo stole my doggy fudge and ate it out of my Hersy Highway.

Steven G@#$ is a goofy gonzo and makes a good arm rest.

by Chauncy Jamal December 15, 2003

Full Gonzo

When someone no longer holds back in their consumption of drugs, especially for psychedelics.

"Good god man! Did you see all the Mescaline he just took?"
"I did, he's gone full Gonzo!"

by GunkMonkey October 26, 2020

Gonzo's Nose

When a guy curves his dick downwards and sticks it in his asshole. It's very close to the shape of Gonzo's nose.

George's self esteem crashed when he realized he wasn't long enough to perform Gonzo's Nose.

by gonzosnose December 16, 2014