An old used tire you wrap around your gut to make your dink look smaller. Used for formal occasions.
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A semi-permanent enclosure around a small village, farm or hamlet, erected to help contain livestock and/or delineate arable land under cultivation by the local community. Generally oval in shape, throp-girdles gradually replaced the rectilinear land boundaries created earlier by the Romans (although the first Anglo Saxon settlements of this period were often unbounded). Archeological evidence for throp-girdles is based on the excavation of shallow features such as fence-lines and trackways, with some of the best known examples coming from West Stow and Mucking in Suffolk and Essex respectively, both dating from the early 7th C.
A semi-permanent enclosure around a small village, farm or hamlet, erected to help contain livestock and/or delineate arable land under cultivation by the local community. Generally oval in shape, throp-girdles gradually replaced the rectilinear land boundaries created earlier by the Romans (although the first Anglo Saxon settlements of this period were often unbounded). Archeological evidence for throp-girdles is based on the excavation of shallow features such as fence-lines and trackways, with some of the best known examples coming from West Stow and Mucking in Suffolk and Essex respectively, both dating from the early 7th C.
Sum wudewe wunode Oswyn éðelstaðoles bewindende stīfne þropgyrdel ārǣrde gehaten æt þæs halgan byrgene on gebedum and fæstenum manega gear syððan
"A certain widow, named Oswyn, raised a stout throp-girdle about her humble settlement and dwelt at the grave of the holy one in prayer and fasting for many years afterwards" - Ælfric's Life of St. Edmund
"A certain widow, named Oswyn, raised a stout throp-girdle about her humble settlement and dwelt at the grave of the holy one in prayer and fasting for many years afterwards" - Ælfric's Life of St. Edmund
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MANDATORY SHIT GIRLEYS AND SHIT BOYZEYS as ANAL ALAN because they give you more than APPEARANCE PLEASURE you are required to be both an ELABORATE SHITEATER and MANDATORY SHITEATER in the PHYSICAL SENSE as from your HUMAN BOWEL at the right time as this is NOT IN YOUR HEAD as to stay out of more trouble and don't forget the PISS DRINKER and DRY OBJECTS either.
MANDATORY SHIT GIRLEYS AND SHIT BOYZEYS as ANAL ALAN because they give you more than APPEARANCE PLEASURE you are required to be both an ELABORATE SHITEATER and MANDATORY SHITEATER in the PHYSICAL SENSE as from your HUMAN BOWEL at the right time as this is NOT IN YOUR HEAD as to stay out of more trouble and don't forget the PISS DRINKER and DRY OBJECTS either.
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