Sideways Geyser

When you're drinking a liquid, someone tells a hilarious joke and you spit out all of the said liquid.

Timmy: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Joey: I don't know Timmy. Why?

*Joey proceeds to sip his water*
Timmy: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.
Joey: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!....
*Water shoots everywhere*
The Next Day....
Timmy: Joey totally pulled a sideways geyser at the party yesterday!
Carl: No way!

by Original Defining November 30, 2016

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80's Rumble Geyser

The art of spinning on one's head, like the break dancing move, while having explosive diarrhea.

Spewing your poop upon everything around you while being popin' and fresh.

Someone made a mess in my room. It's like someone did an "80's rumble Geyser" in there.

Most likely. I did one this morning in the McDonald's bathroom.

by Pro-Boner June 30, 2011

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Reverse geyser

Cleaning another man's semen out of your partner's vagina (remnants of a "cream pie"), holding as much as seems possible in your mouth, spreading, or "gaping" the partner's arse, and spitting the semen into her widened arsehole, allowing it to snap shut like a sloppy Venus flytrap, satisfied that the semen will run down the inside of her leg for the remainder of the evening.

A: You look like the cat that stole a bowl of cream! You know that shits no good for you, though.
B: Yeah, Melissa got home last night after an evening with her friends. Some guy had ploughed her at the restaurant, so I spat that shit all up in her ass! It was like a reverse geyser!
A: So, just like spitting in a hole?
B: No man! It was way more spiritual than that. I didn't spill a drop. It was a reverse geyser.
A: You' re such a cuck.
B: Cuck gets the fuck, my friend. Cuck get the fuck.

by Sharts At Will July 18, 2025

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