Garren

Has a really big and black and feathery cock. Takes roids and has no hoes.

Don’t talk to him he’s Garren.

by Mike6969Hunt October 18, 2019

garans/guarens

for sure; in agreement; guarenteed

can also be used as "garens ballbearens"

"are you going to the beach today?"
"garens!"

by volcomdoll April 22, 2004

Gargantuenormocollossomegamonstrosorhinocohugigantohumungostrositation

see Ginormohumounganticous

see Ginormohumounganticous, above

by Michael May 25, 2004

garron

Slang for "I garronTEE", what the gator from the old school TMNT would always say. Such as in this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyVMmO2BJVM#t=2m40s

Does not necessarily mean "I guarantee". Is normally used out of context, such as a replacement for "OK" or "yes".

Paul: Yo man, I just crop dusted his ass.
Nathan: garron

Nathan: Did you watch that video where the snake barfs out a hippopotamus?
Paul: garron

by mrpaul February 27, 2009

Garland

A boy that likes to drink garbage juice (AKA Big Red) who likes to annoy his friends. He flirts with everyone without warning. Likes to moan when he eats his food and generally mess around like he doesn't know any better.

Garland is a piece of garbage.

by khtheatreWHS May 24, 2018

garrin

sexxxxyyyy. tempermental, constanly male pms-ing, loves metallica. guitar GOD. looks better in converse and doesnt like dark blue jeans...he's a fuckin smartass but pretty easy to love. needs constant adrenaline fix. craves dopamine. can be found in the woods clutching a bow, beware of his arrows, they are poison. jack of all trades, much the manly man. (he can fix my toilet if i need it.) no short hair allowed in his bed and everything he has, he loses alot. (permastoned.) formerly rocked a mullet, is a meat-potatoe-hot sauce kinda man and can whip up a badass canned chicken quesadilla. bestfriend is a black belted giant. beware.

person: "hey man. what the fuck is that? (points to obscenely large pile of red food.)

beastly man friend: "garrin-casserole."

by the crycket July 7, 2011

Garren

He has a 12 inch Dick and gets Hella hoes

That man is a true garren

by misterfart November 16, 2016