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cum guzzling ass funnel

1.Someone who guzzels cum through their ass in large amounts.

2. Also used to discribe a man whore

3.A word used to define the gayest person you know.

4. Second only to Cock Juggeling Thunder Cunt in insultation
Person 1: hey man can i use your lawn mower

Person 2: no but can i get my weed wacker back

Person 1: i dont have it

Person 2: yes you do i lent it to you last week

Person 1 :no you didnt!!

Person 2:Shut the hell up you Cum Guzzling Ass Funnel
by Matt Tingley June 18, 2008
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Cum-guzzling MTV whore

A whore give gives alot of head, and listens to MTV. When Good Charlotte come on they immidiately fall in love with one of the members and think that they are all of a sudden 'Goth', 'Emo' or 'Hardcore'... They're not.
"OMG! i GaVe AsH sOmE gOoD hEd LaSt NiTe, ThEn I wEnT hOmE aNd WaTcHeD MtV. HaVe U hErD dA aNfEm By GoOd ShArLoT? ItS dA bEsSt!"
"OmG u ArE sUcH a GoFf. CoOl!"
"I nO! lEtS gO oN dA nEt N aStOuNd eVrEe1 wIv OuR gOfFnEsS!"
by Aloe Vera August 15, 2004
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cum guzzling gutter slut

the dirtiest slut of all sluts
by ula casey February 27, 2008
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cum guzzling gutter slut

A very classy girl that obviously does not have any daddy or abandonment issues.
A great thing to have your girl scream out while you're banging her brains out.
Although Rachel was the first to scream out she was a cum guzzling gutter slut, Derek also made his booty call Kassi yell it out too...what classy girls!
by Kiefer1 March 19, 2008
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Cum Guzzling Ass Clown

A short little fucker that that sucks dick like no other and likes to jerk off. Usually quite funny
by river123543 March 12, 2011
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Cum Guzzling Roadhouse Whore

1. Usally a female from the midwest, who hangs outside roadhouses in order to claim her fill of cum. In rare occurrances, some may be male of not from the midwest.

2. An insult used by a select few people, usually from Montana.
1. "Dude, i got head from this cum guzzling roadhouse whore, it was AWESOME!!!"

2. "You cum guzzling roadhouse whore" said Spencer to his gf's son.
by Jack's Fat Ass July 21, 2009
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