squat and gobble

Food court; collection of fast food counters around a court with tables.

Every mall has a squat and gobble and a bunch of restaurants whose prices make the crap at the squat and gobble attractive.

by P Brain December 08, 2007

Vodka Gobble

(n) A large gobble of vodka, and by large, I mean four or five shots in a glass. The glass is then chugged (or gobbled) until finished. Chasers are allowed after the gobble

"Time for the all american Vodka Gobble!"

"Will I get on Julia? No, I need to be drunk...fucking drunk....like Vodka Gobble drunk....lets do it"

by FrAkon April 08, 2007

Gobble marks

The tell-tale signs left behind after an act of fellatio is performed. Can be easily spotted under U.V. lighting.

"Watch out for gobble marks! You don't know where they've been"

by Stemun September 25, 2009

chimp gobble

The are of feasting on a monkeys cheeks, while pleasuring another man at the same time, always in cold weather below 0 degrees.

It was so cold last night so i performed chimp gobble.

by my dog nethanial hates me December 11, 2018

Johnny gobble

A type of super fan that draws pictures of artists face. And belly faces to their music on video. Then gets mad and posts 100’s of videos about the same rapper love/hating on the artist.

Dang that guys crazy he must be a Johnny Gobble.

by HC.from.creeksquad July 30, 2022

Gobbled Dasperate

A word used to define "cobbled deepslate" when TommyInnit neglects the ability to read while stressing out over a temporary SMP.

British child: Okay, we're y-11 we're y-11 could get *diamonds* WOAH WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS SH*T ~gobbled dasperate~ dep-deep dasprate?
Sneeg: Deepslate?

Child: Okay, well, whatever guys it's not a competition we are gonna be here for a MONTH.

by Shellypog June 23, 2021

gumsy gobble

When a man receives oral satisfaction from a woman with no teeth.

I know she got no teeth but she gives great gumsy gobbles.

by ohwhatsthat May 18, 2010