George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.

Person 1: Are you a homo-sapiens who is addicted to knowing that axolotsl are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: George "Glomp" Washington: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

Washington George

The first president of the united states

Washington George moaned, he "celebrated" winning the first ever presidential election by boning his wife.

by pseudonym moaned November 29, 2020

george washingtoe

When someone have a toenail(s) that looks like it was carved from a piece of brittle, petrified, coffin wood. Reminiscant of George Washington's famous wooden teeth.

Jeremiah is cool and all but he never wears flip-flops because he has george washingtoe.

by Jayrock419 August 15, 2017

golden gate george washinton bridge

When you lie on your back between the chair and the ottoman and your lover straddles you and pees on you while reading the sunday new york times newspaper

I look forward to sundays when my baby delivers the golden gate bridge and a bagel with lox and cream cheese

by djo December 19, 2004

George Washingtons surprise

basically tea-bagging or if your Ray Toro, potato sacking

"he totally gave the George Washingtons surprise last night while I slept."

by snolaura October 12, 2009

George Washingtron

The father of our country riding on a tron motorcycle.

There goes George Washingtron again on his glowing motorbike smh.

by CRAZYGUITARGUY04 October 27, 2017

george wasington

When you're trying to spell George Washington but misspell it.

"I can't spell for crap, I spelled put george wasington again"

by Kiwi Styles January 4, 2021