fuck a duck and see what hatches

awesome phrase

1: (tells awesome story)
2: Well fuck a duck and see what hatches!

by AmElIa627 May 28, 2011

Fuck A Fucking Duck You Bitch

To Want To Fuck, But Not Fuck A Random Stranger. ;)

"Go Fuck A Fucking Duck You Bitch, I WANT TO FUCK YOU!"

by GoFuckADuckYouBitch February 20, 2017

fuck the duck's head until it's exploded

干爆鸭头

Suppose you are in a Chinese restaurant.
"Which dish do you prefer?"
"fuck the duck's head until it's exploded."

by Mr. ssb July 17, 2020

fuck duck

a top notch girl that ud wanna fuck

"damn that gurl looks like a fuck duck"

by Ameer October 03, 2007

Fucking the Royal Duck

Fucking the Royal Duck is much like Fuck the Duck but more blatant. While Fucking the Duck can be construed as a convenient trip to the bathroom or a well timed smoke break, Fucking the ROYAL Duck is a blatant attempt at avoiding work.

"Hey, where's the cook? I have an order up, 2 cheeseburger specials!!" "he's out back fucking the royal duck".

by dirtykurty September 10, 2010

fuck a dead duck

An expression one uses when caught totaly by surprise. Or when something improbable happens.

Boss: "The customer just called me and said that their order was right on the count, good job."
Packer: "Well I'll fuck a dead duck!"

by Jumpingrat January 28, 2007

If it fucks like a duck

When it is clear that two people are having an affair, but think they are successfully hiding it.

Coworker 1: "Dude, do you think Amy and Ryan are screwing on the sly?"

Coworker 2: "Well, if it fucks like a duck...."

by marlopoohbear November 11, 2009