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Freshy Freshenstein

The hippest cat on the block, has all the gear and knows all the music a cool three months before anyone else, but plays it off like it aint no thing.
Check out homeboy over there, trying real hard to make it look like he's not trying really hard, that cat's fresher than Freshy Freshenstein.
by earcher5 April 1, 2011
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future freshie

a kid in the eighth grade moving into highschool
damn thats a lot of future freshies
by futurefreshie March 11, 2017
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Freshie

Juan is such a freshie , Liviu is the biggest freshie though
by VegetablesAreHot June 15, 2020
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Freshie

An immigrant to the Uk that has very poor English skills. It is also short for “Fresh of the boat

( Me a white kid was called this by a boy who you can hardly tell what’s he’s trying to say because he’s so chav)
“Hey have you seen that new kid”: guy 1
“Yeah heard he’s a real freshie”:guy 2
by DefinitelyNotAFakeNamd May 31, 2021
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Freshie

A baby whomst has just been born
There’s a freshie, straight outta the womb
by Deuxy September 24, 2019
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freshie

1. The holy grail of footwear, a brand-spankin’-new pair of shoes (or other garment) that you summon from the mystery backroom after enduring the tragic fate of trying on fungus-infested display models.

2. That euphoric moment when you confidently declare, “I’ll take a freshie!” to the part-time, acne-faced employee, who now understands that your standards are higher than Skid Row, LA.

3. The embodiment of newness with the sweet smell of retail victory, often accompanied by a boss strut upon exiting the store, because nothing says "I’m winning" like a new pair kicks that haven't been through months of fake-buyers who pretend they can afford $19 sneakers.
“My friend thought he could pull off the display shoes until I said, ‘Bro, those are so far gone, you need a freshie and a therapist!’”

“When I asked for a new, fresh pair of shoes Jamal looked at me like I was downs. Whoa playa. I'm not the sucka working at Dick's for minimum wage. New fetch my freshies!"
by Sam_Joanneski October 16, 2024
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Freshie

Freshman, naive, unoriginal, soft-in the tooth, unbroken, virginal, stupid, uneducated, uninformed, lacking, weak, newbie/newb, baby, too new or fresh. (word type)-Slimmoral/Slim-Moral.
“Freshie, I know you like being post-modern but whatever.”
by CoaltownBrown December 3, 2021
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