Freshy Freshenstein

The hippest cat on the block, has all the gear and knows all the music a cool three months before anyone else, but plays it off like it aint no thing.

Check out homeboy over there, trying real hard to make it look like he's not trying really hard, that cat's fresher than Freshy Freshenstein.

by earcher5 April 1, 2011

Freshie

A freshman in high school who is a dang fagboy

Jacob is a dang freshie

by Theycallmejames February 2, 2017

Freshie

Someone who is clumsy, dumb, not experienced and/or a retard who will not understand anything.

Alan: hand me a rubber.
Aron: *throws rubber at Alan’s head*.
Alan: What a freshie

by Whussthedeal September 8, 2019

Freshies

The first hit off of a bowl full of weed.

I packed this bowl, I get freshies.

by Shillbert January 30, 2020

Helpless Freshie

A player in the video game "Dayz" by Bohemia Interactive who engages in behavior that is seen by most of civilized society as "Childish" or "Cringe".

Dude you're being such a helpless freshie on main right now!

by TheKittenSlayer February 12, 2024

Freshie

That nice fresh coating of shite after you take a dump.

You ever slurped on a freshie?

by Ceroz October 6, 2017

freshie

a freshman who has just come form middle school and hasnt fucking adapted to high school yet, causing them to wreck havoc, have shit takes, and be very cringy and/or unbareable to talk to.

ugh, its the freshie.
That's a freshie opinion!

by jhayden57 May 20, 2021