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Fresno

The most pathetic city in California and possibly in all of America. Here are the reasons for that:

1. There are more people who live off welfare in Fresno than people with jobs
2. Most of the citizens have a big infatuation for the Fresno State Bulldogs, who have won nearly nothing and thrive at it
3. Fresno has the pathetic gang in America called the Bulldogs, who took their name from the Fresno State Bulldogs. All of the gang members are Mexicans and have never completed high school.
4. Very unexpected temperatures. One day it could rain for 7 straight hours and the next day it would be hot as fuck.
5. Rarely would you see a well educated man/woman here. Everyone else either lives poorly making $10,000 a year or live off welfare.
6. Most of the students are obsessed with their school. I went to my schools rally a few days ago and I nearly went deaf.

7. Bad air pollution. Heat waves come by every year where people end up dying.
8. If you like listening to the radio, you should reconsider it when you're in Fresno. The only thing on the radio is Pitbull, Pitbull, and Pitbull. The reason for this is because nearly all of the Mexican girls love him.

And so on.
Fresno Bulldogs fan: WE ARE THE BEST FUCK USC AND FLORIDA
Me: You're just jealous because you know for a fact that both the Trojans and Gators would stomp on the Bulldogs.
Fresno Bulldogs fan: FUCK U!!!!! (runs away crying)
by SF4life October 15, 2009
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Fresca

(n).(v).(adj). A sexual act where by a female partner uses a sex toy harness (a.k.a. a strap-on) to penetrate the anus of her male partner. The word dates back to 1899, where Michael Haberlant reported on the uses of double sided sex toys by natives in Zanzibar. It was in his documentation the word was first recorded. The dichotomy between a Fresca and a Diet Fresca is due to the size of the female partner. A Fresca, or sometimes referred to as a Regular Fresca to differentiate from a Diet Fresca, is when the female partner performing the sexual act is larger than the male partner. Etymologists agree that weight is the standard for determining the "size" of the female partner.
(n) "I am about to get my Fresca on" or "Or can you bend over and hand me a Fresca"

(v) "I let that chic Fresca the F@#$ out of me last night " or "We're going to mother f@#$ing Fresca on this mother f@#$ing plane"

(adj) "She's a Fresca girl" or "That's so Fresca, it make me want a hot dog real bad"
by dj jsizzle July 8, 2010
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Frisco Dyke

"here's a jimmy joke about your mama that you might not like
I heard she was the 'Frisco dyke
But fuck your mama"
Snoop Dog & Dr. Dre
by West side Compton G September 20, 2009
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Fresno

A city of almost a half million residents in the Central Valley of California perhaps best described as a 'starter community' for people in small California towns who want a larger city, or people seeking a new life in California at a reasonable price. But dont expect much excitement around here, because life is dull beyond belief. Fresno epitomizes Cowtowns and relies on agriculture for its economic well being. Nor is it a good place to live for young, active adults because there are no jobs, nothing to do, crime is high, pollution problematic, and street gangs everywhere. Its only saving grace is the affordable cost of living compared to the rest of CA, but it isnt worth the enormous sense of boredom you get by living here. Fresno consistely ranks among the top US cities in violence, unemployment, pollution, car theft, gangs, teen pregnancy, alcoholism, welfare and drug abuse.
It isnt called FresNO for nothing.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com July 4, 2012
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frisco freight train

The ack of a male homosexual receiving two penises in the anus at the same time.
Male gay couple says to a single gay male at a gay bar, "If you buy our drinks for the evening, we'll let you take a ride on the Frisco Freight Train."
by Mericl January 23, 2011
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Frisco pimp slap

When a person is slapped with a handful of jiz.
I finished the deed with a Frisco pimp slap.
by beavercleaver May 8, 2014
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Fiesco

The party turned out to be a complete fiesco when someone filled the pinata with bean dip.
by Anthony Meade February 13, 2007
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