Coochie Crusader

They are the people that find a cure for STDs and they can kick the baddies out of the coochie (the holy land).
My friend, Kevin Easley, is my favorite Coochie Crusader!
by 大男孩子 September 23, 2019
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Keyboard crusader

A person who spends most of there time preaching religious words on the internet. Much like a keyboard warrior, but fight for god on the internet.
GodLov3sYou: There is NO hate in God. God is LOVE.

Loldogzx: STFU and GTFO you keyboard crusader
by O-DOGGIES July 12, 2012
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burning crusade

god I miss raiding MC, Burning crusade is just a lot of flashy lights and overpowered/easy to aquire, gear
by Warriorllol October 31, 2007
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Cervix Crusader

A huge penis (usually belonging belonging to a black man) that is so big it hurts when used in action.
Sally: Man his cervix crusader was so big that my diaphram was sore the next mornin'.
by Barry Manillow November 23, 2006
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Caravan Crusader

Lukey B likes to travel around in his caravan with Paddy The Destroyer. Was deported to Ireland for a bit. (Is looking for a new handbrake for his living room)
The Caravan Crusader was spotted being molested in an alley
by MrsPope'sLeftTricep September 18, 2023
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cracker crusader

A black person who has an unhealthy obsession for white boys/girls . Someone who will only be loyal to white people and only ever finds white people attractive
brooo that black girl is a cracker crusader she only ever goes for white boys
by papastankhead April 29, 2023
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Minority Crusader

A person who specifically wastes their life "standing up" for "oppressed communities". They say they are making the world better with their outlandish idealisms (sorry for any minority crusaders that have a brain) but in the long run just annoy people.
I can't believe I used to be friends with minority crusaders. That was the worst time of my life.
by I_make_words March 25, 2021
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