Coochie Crusader

They are the people that find a cure for STDs and they can kick the baddies out of the coochie (the holy land).

My friend, Kevin Easley, is my favorite Coochie Crusader!

by 大男孩子 September 23, 2019

Keyboard crusader

A person who spends most of there time preaching religious words on the internet. Much like a keyboard warrior, but fight for god on the internet.

GodLov3sYou: There is NO hate in God. God is LOVE.

Loldogzx: STFU and GTFO you keyboard crusader

by O-DOGGIES July 18, 2012

burning crusade

The Worst thing to happen to WoW

god I miss raiding MC, Burning crusade is just a lot of flashy lights and overpowered/easy to aquire, gear

by Warriorllol November 19, 2007

Cervix Crusader

A huge penis (usually belonging belonging to a black man) that is so big it hurts when used in action.

Sally: Man his cervix crusader was so big that my diaphram was sore the next mornin'.

by Barry Manillow November 23, 2006

Condom crusader

where someone steals all of the extra large condoms from the store.

Yo, did you hear? The condom crusader stole every condom in the store.

by Brookalyn<33 January 27, 2022

Minority Crusader

A person who specifically wastes their life "standing up" for "oppressed communities". They say they are making the world better with their outlandish idealisms (sorry for any minority crusaders that have a brain) but in the long run just annoy people.

I can't believe I used to be friends with minority crusaders. That was the worst time of my life.

by I_make_words March 25, 2021

Anal Crusader

A knight of castle humpalot that goes around raping and pillaging assholes. An anal crusader can also be considered a pious homosexual rapist

Watch out its the Anal Crusader Timmy, keep your asshole against the wall.

by Poepholl Pilot February 13, 2019