flossing the balls

Using a towel, firmly gripped in both hands positioned anterior and posterior, to dry one's testicles in a sawing motion. Often done while hunched over or one leg propped up on a bench to facilitate proper hand placement.

Just got done flossing the balls. Now to slather some gold bond medicated lotion on these babies.

by nem- January 25, 2015

bacon flossing

Bacon Flossing is when a woman has no sexual partner, and in order to satisfy her sexual desires, resorts to wiping around her vagina with a rasher of bacon(in a towel round your arse crack stylee) to entice her dog to lick around it.

she's a nice enough girl, but a bit of a bacon flosser!

she never has a boyfriend that one, always on her own except for her german shepherd, I reckon she's bacon flossing every night!

by Vincenzo Cabello June 27, 2008

Flossing the cat

something said to make out you are busy when really, you couldn't be further from it.

I would love to watch twilight with you but I'm Flossing the cat and anal bleaching the hamster..

by facebookbloke July 21, 2011

muff floss

when you givehead to a guy or a girl and their pubes get stuck between your teeth

have you been muff flossing?

by robysta March 14, 2003

ass floss

a gurls thong or g-string

that chic looks damn fine when shes only wearing ass floss!

by Anonymous May 4, 2003

street flossing

when you are in your car and drive repetidly up and down the same city streets(the same way one flosses their teeth) just so you can show off your pimp ride

I was street flossing in my Trans Am last night

by Shaun Dizzle January 7, 2008

Floss Week

The week before a dentist appointment when you start flossing.

Wife: Why are you flossing, you never floss?
Husband: Don't you know, it's floss week!
Wife: Ohhhh, you have a dentist appointment next week, got it.

by threetwoonezero January 11, 2017