Flopperdoodle

A term meaning a douchebag who keeps secrets from his bffs.

Don't talk to that secret-keeping flopperdoodle

by ilistend2dbstpb4itwsmainstream October 21, 2011

Flopping Off

Auto erotic genital manipulation performed without the aid of one's hands. The flaccid penis is thrust about with aggressive hip movements and shuffling for between one and two hours or until erection occurs. The flopping off continues for another three to twelve hours when climax is finally achieved. Women with large clitori or labia minora may also engage in flopping off.

Guy 1: Man, I was flopping off like crazy yesterday. Took me like 13 hours but it was sweet, yo!
Guy 2: An all day floppoffathon? Gross!

by Fatty Blumpkin March 17, 2015

Flopper Cocker

A Flopper Cocker is someone that likes to flop their dick on other peoples belongings. Flop Cocking is mainly used to assert dominance.

Guy 1 "Hey, did you just flop cock my scooter?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, you deserved it."
Guy 1 "You're such a flopper cocker."
Guy 2 "Okay... And?"

by Javandobutthole69 February 23, 2020

flopend

Insult used to describe a person comparable to the end of a floppy flacid dick.

The project manager is being a right flopend today

by Sandwich75 October 2, 2020

hair flopper

when people fuck so hard their hair flies around.

i fuckin her so hard she was a hair flopper

by PrinceLogan522 March 8, 2009

flippedy floppedy, never gonna stoppedy

What you say when you're asked to stop doing drugs, or asked to stop doing whatever you're doing that is considered inappropriate in public.

"Son, I'd like it if you would quit smoking."
'Flippedy floppedy, never gonna stoppedy. Sorry, dad.'

by shankfest '09 March 7, 2010

twat floppin

To wing it.

To perform an act, such as to give a speech, without the usual preparation. To improvise or ad-lib.

Fuck this shit i didn't study i'm twat floppin it.

by jfreakzach April 11, 2010