flaccid rodent

A plucky pet name for a partner or used in a heated exchange to express the frustration due to their parking , driving or general living being on planet earth.

Yes babe I will ring you back in 10 minutes,. Catch you later you flaccid rodent.

or..

You utter twatwaffle. You drive like Stevie Wonder,. what are you some sort of flaccid rodent.
by shatbuff2 October 27, 2024
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Citric Flaccid

The state a guys penis is in after being squirted with the juice of a citrus fruit. This sometimes happens purposely to eliminate and annoying erection.
-Dude, why are you crying?
-My erection has lasted about 3 hours, so my only choice was to make it Citric Flaccid with this lemon I found.
-That must have stung pretty bad.
-Ya, but at least my erection is gone.
by hesgotjokes March 27, 2011
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Flaccid

Describes a rolled 20 in Dungeons & Dragons that was not a natural 20
DM: What did you roll?
Me: A flaccid 20
by IDKlol1776 November 15, 2019
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Flaccid

Flaccid: lack of enthusiasm for life in general
" he went flaccid at the idea of participating in life; his backbone joined the lifeless fleshy patch where his penis used to be...now just a pool in front of him representing his also flaccid destiny."
by ʟɨռtLicker February 12, 2023
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Flaccid

Lacking in strength, firmess or resilience. A person displaying weakness or lack of resolve.
That flaccid bastard isn't coming out tonight. You're being such a flaccid tonight.
by Miskina November 25, 2017
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Flaccid

My dick is flaccid after seeing my moms breast
by Busterluster November 13, 2019
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Flaccid

Fresh, clean, snazzy, just a way to describe someone who's lookin fresh
by Namdaman007 November 16, 2021
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