Flabbergast

a true pimp that slaps the fear into hoes

I’m gonna flabbergast your face

by nak nak January 14, 2022

Flabbergasted

Blowing your pants apart by farting.

Reference: A Matt Rose video.

“My school banned that word flabbergasted because they thought it meant you blew your pants apart by farting”

by VantaBlack526 January 12, 2024

flabbergasted

~your confused/not in the mood

Oh god this test has me flabbergasted

by Miss Apple Lady May 31, 2018

Flabbergasted

Basically when someone is too shocked to talk or to process what's happening.

person 1: BRO, I just f*cked your mom.

person 2: ... (They are flabbergasted)

by speteyboi February 12, 2022