(n); One who grasps a prolapsed anus in such a way that it represents Patrick Star telling Squidward Tentacles to "firmly grasp" a jellyfishing net.
Dude, we had severe anal and I couldn't help but be a firm grasper and put her in extreme pain and pleasure.
by firmgrasper February 9, 2014
Get the firm graspermug. A “Firm Maybe” is an answer to a yes or no question. It is one of the worst answers besides “sure”. It really means “No but i don’t want to tell you that”
by ieatwaffles02 December 18, 2023
Get the firm maybemug. 
A beautiful person from illinois. Someone with over whelming social and worldly intelligence. Someone who can find beauty in the minimalistic nature of things, while also craving to find importance and beauty in the bigger aspects aswell. Not a striper bitch from kankakee, but the coolest most respectful person from the neighbouring town. You will never forget a firm handle
by keekeekaikalloo September 6, 2024
Get the Firm Handlemug. A Dyke
by Dolores.GIma February 8, 2018
Get the carnal firmemug. A place to pretend to be interested in buying a mattress so you can take a nice nap on a comfy mattress for free
by Dumb ass bitch hoe January 14, 2018
Get the mattress firmmug.