by CrustyCunt430 March 27, 2023
Someone who is the most amazing, Down to earth, and is genuinely the best person you could ever ask for in your life if you have a Finlay McCormick never let go of them
by Xoxo.ballz November 22, 2023
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by The Finlayer May 31, 2022
The 9th planet in the solar system and a close second in size just after jupiter.
Also the cause of every earthquake world wide
Also the cause of every earthquake world wide
by Barry fowler February 02, 2021
Finlay McLachlan, also known as ‘Seal’, is a morbidly obese man who has been sighted around the Garstang and Inskip area molesting local dogs, leaving them completely paralised in the back legs.
He is also renoun for singing ‘War’ by Edwin Starr preventing the great war of Garstang and Inskip in 1736.
Finlay was famous, making local headlines after destroying several local dry cleaners with his shit-soaked cargo shorts, destroying them in a temper tantrum after the workers refused to handle the diarrhoea drenched clothing.
He is also renoun for singing ‘War’ by Edwin Starr preventing the great war of Garstang and Inskip in 1736.
Finlay was famous, making local headlines after destroying several local dry cleaners with his shit-soaked cargo shorts, destroying them in a temper tantrum after the workers refused to handle the diarrhoea drenched clothing.
“Oh my days i saw Finlay McLachlan in my backyard and he was giving me cocker spaniel a rimjob!”
“Oh really!?”
“Yes he said ‘SEAL OUT’ then sharted in his pants!”
“Oh really!?”
“Yes he said ‘SEAL OUT’ then sharted in his pants!”
by PooEnjoyer619Booyaka January 27, 2023
Finlay Norton is autistic so
by Austinmiiiini102001 January 25, 2024