Being given a feminine presentation is indeed awesome; just remember to go very gently when you partake of her "pleeze squeeze theeze" offer.
by QuacksO November 8, 2025
Get the feminine presentation mug.That one really hot chick that you have the pleasure to fuck, the only problems is it is impossible to get her wet, unless you are the one and only Chuck Norris.
It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.
You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.
It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.
You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.
The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris has nerves of steel, I don’t know how I came 679 times before I got her a little wet.
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Having qualities of the divine energies, perfection, sensitivity, vulnerability. The feeling of moist serenity, bohemian.
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Jasmine: Yes Girl , Show female dominance and pull a him on him!
Jasmine: Yes Girl , Show female dominance and pull a him on him!
by badddestbih September 17, 2023
Get the Dark Feminine Era mug.A belief of a retarded white bitch thinks she’s better than she actually is. No self awareness whatsoever. Usually some kind of nonce and/or esoterically derived heretic, intertwined closely with neognosticism as per Sophia.
aforementioned dumbass Bitch: “Err, I’m going to vibe into my crystals for you and tell the divine feminine to rape your great aunt”
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Get the Divine Feminine mug.When a woman is in the heat of passion and punches, kicks, elbows, head-butts, or back-hands a man right in the dick.
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