Felting

The act of turning a human being into a rug, similar to what some would do with a bear.

Gavin caught Cal felting that young woman the other night.

by Love to Felt November 21, 2024

i felt like a redneck at a dead kennedys concert

A phrase used to describe feeling completely out of place, awkward, or like you don’t belong in a situation. Comes from the mental image of a stereotypical “redneck” showing up at a Dead Kennedys punk concert — a total cultural mismatch.

My friends took me to a vegan café, and I asked if they had bacon. i felt like a redneck at a Dead Kennedys concert

by nirvanaandassortedjellybeans August 29, 2025

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This is the one mothafucka that will kill yo ass for sayin the wrong shit. Hates nazis. Loves weed. Will steal your girl

Person1: I'm cooked
Person2: why
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by Me mothafucka November 19, 2025

Felting

Felting, an evolution from jelqing, is when a person, after learning to conduct oral on himself, will twist the tip 180 degrees before blowing into it. This will thicken the cock and it's tip, creating a felt tip penis. Felt, felting, felts, felted, felter, and feltee are all ways of referencing the exercise and those who perform it.

It is supposed to hurt this much after felting?
It's a sign you have been thoroughly felted.

by DKsider February 3, 2025

felted

To be felted is to be bend over by a large Canadian man who sucks on your asshole while I random cokehead wanks in the corner.

"Oh baby, he felted me!" said Sturgis

by commi3 mark June 21, 2024

Felted

The term was coined by PigRoach (AKA DarkSyde Phil, AKA The "King" of Begging ... I mean Hate, AKA Dave the Tips Diver) during his stream attempting to roast RTUStreams for the same things he does on a nightly basis including begging for money, running a scam patreon and having his fans pay for all the equipment to keep his $5000 monthly Scopely expense businesses running.

"Look Rich, look with all the hate you have given me over the years, I'm keeping this token and making it part of my set every night ... you got felted bitch" - DSP

by PandaWasUnderage August 13, 2024

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025