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Fartie

British person: Damn she a FARTIE
American: What?
by Wendyamputee January 10, 2022
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farty fart

The funniest word to reply with if you don't want to answer a question.
Dude 1: Hey, Bro, have you ever touched grass?
Bro: Farty fart.
by specterguy May 16, 2022
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by Average TheRockStan December 9, 2021
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totally uncool, lame, tacky and outdated
Modern farmhouse design is totally farty and needs to stop.
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Marty Farty

Tis the name given to an individual who is speaking in a class call, however in the midst of their talking they let out the loudest, most wet sounding fart a person can make while still unmuted.

Any normal individual would leave, travel across the world and change their identity to avoid the shame and humiliation such an act would bring upon them. But, what truly makes one a Marty Farty, is that they do not leave. They instead continue to answer the question and act as if the entire ordeal never occurred.

It is obvious that one who holds the title of Marty Farty has no shame and regrets nothing, even coercing friends into performing sexual acts and believing they have the ability to say racial slurs despite not being part of said race.
Person A: This girl really told me she's going to "contact higher authorities if I don't stop staring at her."

Person B: God she sounds like a real Marty Farty
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when the farty man is sus

a farty man who is acting very sus...PLZVOTEHIMOUTIMALONEINELECTRICALANDIHEARHIMCOMINGPLZHELPMEOHMYGOD
me: doing electrical
sussy sus farty man:*comes out of vent and kills me*
me:SUSSY SUS FARTY MAN OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG when the farty man is sus OMGGGGGGGG
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