farter

farter aka lottie d smelly lil gyal hu farted in r german class an den tried 2 blame it on d chair. den did it agen n tried 2 blame it on d desk! hhhmmmmm! lol bt we love er! <3 <3
A: did u jus fart?
L: NO! it was d chair
K: y u gon red?
L: coz ur makin it out as if its me an its not an its jus...
A: we no it was u!
L: NO it wasnt it was d chair
K: its ok we know
L: jus drop it guys
A: u already av
K: was it u?
L: i wil tel u l8er
K: oops my cd jus skipped....
A: ... an every1 heard u let 1 rip!
A+K: hahahahahahhhahahahahaahahha
by science geek! February 05, 2005
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Farter

You:Ahhhh im no expert in farting!! Farter:I can teach you!!! You:Howwwwwwwwwwww?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Farter:(Fart) You:ok thx :> (Goes home) You:Hi dad (20 farts) Dad:WHERES THAT MEGAPHONE >:( Dad:*slaps with belt* YOU:(CRYS)
by Poobysoy February 23, 2022
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farters day

It's a national holiday when you can freely fart without judgement
by Mrs. Farticoulas June 20, 2020
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night farter

Erik is a night farter and when he does to sleep he gags on the smell
by hairpeice February 09, 2018
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farter merchant

Someone easily rendered nervous or scared at the thought of taking a slight risk.
Check this farter merchant, scared to go home 4 minutes early.
by Big aldo July 13, 2019
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Stupid Farter

A teacher, in any subject, that assigns too much work and annoys the shit out of you. They Just love bombarding you with assignments and love acting passive aggressive when someone asks a question.
"My teacher is such a stupid farter, I've had to write 3 essays, and it has only been the first week of school!"
by John Smith Sexy May 31, 2021
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Elton John's Foosty Farter

A delightful cocktail shot consisting of 1 part Cointreau, 1 part Mozart chocolate liqueur and 1 part Mozart white chocolate liqueur (or Baileys).

Should taste and resemble as if EJ has post bumlove, shoved a Terry's Chocolate Orange up his foosty farter as a buttplug to prevent man custard seepage, then as this begins to melt a willing gimp felches his manky ringpiece, spitting the contents in equal measures into shot glasses.
Barman those shots were amazing! What do you call them?

That's Elton John's Foosty Farter

Another round of EJFFs please my good sir!!!
by elvi888 August 10, 2024
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