facebaiter

A Facebooker who only ever comments on posts with the intention of calling into question the tastes or opinions of the original poster. Posts deliberately belittling or snide comments only likely to cause the originator offense or to reply in a defensive manner, provoking a 'Facespat'.

A worthy and heartfelt post on German athletes rainbow coloured uniforms for the Olympics to be held in anti-gay Russia:

Facebaiter Reply - 'Hardly Rainbow Coloured'
Supplementary Facebaiter reply: 'Newsflash: German makes yellow, green and blue duffel coat of Winter Olypmics'

by KumquatKing October 4, 2013

faceplant

When a man or woman plants their face between another persons legs.

Yo dude, Johnny faceplanted Maria last night!

by harley_jack81 April 14, 2009

fagblast

To out someone as a homosexual on a social networking site or other public forum with the intent to cause scandal or embarassment.

I stopped reading Perez Hilton's blog, because he likes to fagblast people.

by The Gay Crusader July 4, 2011

FaceBase

Your friends on Facebook. Can also be a verb. Facebasing.

Dude! You have over 1000 facebase. WTF? Do you KNOW these people?

So I was facebasing late last night and realized that my new date might have history with 6 of my facebase. Wonder if I should not accept the friend request to keep things cool?

Can I add him to my facebase?
Have you talked to him more than twice ? If not

it could look like you are stalking.

by Eiger2 April 20, 2010

Email face blast

In direct email marketing, an email face blast takes place when a product promotion is sent out to a large number of targeted recipients simultaneously. Typically, this full-bore marking approach is used during in new campaigns introducing never before-seen products.

Jason: Email face blast is going out tomorrow on that new OTP promo.

Koyfie: Don't forget to send tissues along with that.

by Don's Johnson August 8, 2012

FaceBaiting

FaceBaiting - where you constantly invite a person to be a friend on FaceBook when you KNOW their circumstance demands they can't accept...

I knew he was gay and in the closet and accepting my friend request would tip off his overly inquisitive and (rightfully so) insecure-about-his-sexuality girlfriend, but I kept FaceBaiting him anyway figuring when he'd finally accepted who he was, he'd simultaneously accept me as a "friend"

by ApplePicker July 6, 2009

Facebaiting

The act of posting a status that is directed at a specific person(s) in a passive agressive attempt to hurt, humiliate or anger them; done in such a manner that everyone knows who you are insinuating.

i.e.: I would hate to have a sister who throws herself at every guy she meets.

Evelyn is Facebaiting Eva about her drunk dancing last night. I wonder if she has seen it yet?

by PapayaSweets September 29, 2010