The lore: Waffle House is a collective hive mind. Every 1987 moons it choses a new host to be the center of the hive mind. In order to sustain the hive mind it eats karens and impossibly hot coffee. We don't know who the new host is... But what ever you do DON'T TRY AND FIND OUT
by Erdtree January 15, 2023
Get the The Waffle House has found its new host mug.These strange holes, stretching for a mile over uneven mountain terrain, were here for so long that the local people have no idea who made them, or why. Funny thing is no one really saw the big picture until the area was seen from the air.
Archeologists have speculated they were dug to store grain in. Two problems with this, say the folks thinking out of the box: there were a lot easier ways to create storage containers than the hard work and decades it must have taken to chip out all of these, and it would have made more sense, if these were to store grain, to build several huge chambers.
Some sections have holes in rigid and perfect precision; some run in rows that curve up in arches, some staggered lines. They vary in depth to about 6-7 feet deep yet some are merely shallow indents as if not completed - though surrounded by those that are.
To date, no one has a clue why they're here, who made them or what they were.
Few miles east from the band, satellite photo shows structures that look like a remnants of an ancient settlement (these formations do not look natural and there is nothing similar in the entire area): 13 42'36.80" S, 75 51'4.07" W
Archeologists have speculated they were dug to store grain in. Two problems with this, say the folks thinking out of the box: there were a lot easier ways to create storage containers than the hard work and decades it must have taken to chip out all of these, and it would have made more sense, if these were to store grain, to build several huge chambers.
Some sections have holes in rigid and perfect precision; some run in rows that curve up in arches, some staggered lines. They vary in depth to about 6-7 feet deep yet some are merely shallow indents as if not completed - though surrounded by those that are.
To date, no one has a clue why they're here, who made them or what they were.
Few miles east from the band, satellite photo shows structures that look like a remnants of an ancient settlement (these formations do not look natural and there is nothing similar in the entire area): 13 42'36.80" S, 75 51'4.07" W
Ancient Band of Holes Found in Peru
Thousands of man-sized holes are carved into the barren rock near Pisco Valley, Peru on a plain called Cajamarquilla.
Were looking to see if alien's are Urban legend/myth or True to life. Look up For the reference See: satellite photo of Machu Picchu @ Ancient X web site
Thousands of man-sized holes are carved into the barren rock near Pisco Valley, Peru on a plain called Cajamarquilla.
Were looking to see if alien's are Urban legend/myth or True to life. Look up For the reference See: satellite photo of Machu Picchu @ Ancient X web site
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by Ted Hartman October 5, 2004
Get the Then I found five dollars! mug.one of the best pop-punk bands you'll ever hear. started out with the name "A New Found Glory" but eventually changed it to just "New Found Glory". haters can't actually say they hate NFG until they actually listen to their music and actually comprehend it properly. don't hate what you don't understand, you motherfuckers. anyone who doesn't like NFG should consider suicide, fuck off, and die (in that order) thank you.
Kyla: A New Found Glory is the best fucking thing that has ever happened to me. I fucking can't get enough of them.
Taylor: I know. They fucking kick ass!!!
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by kyla_NFG May 21, 2007
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"yesterday i went to the fridge and took out a yogurt but put it back and got an apple instead.
...and then i found 5 pounds."
...and then i found 5 pounds."
by rarehairdude May 17, 2010
Get the and then i found 5 pounds mug.1) I accidentally knocked a mafia boss' drink over, and it was Burly Men Found from that point on
2) Burly Men Found in Moscow today as terrorists launched a suicide attack
2) Burly Men Found in Moscow today as terrorists launched a suicide attack
by Peter 'Valenn1' C. November 22, 2003
Get the Burly Men Found mug.Coming from Coral Spring FL in 1997 with there CD its all about the girls" NFG (new found glory) really got fans attention with there CD “Nothing gold can stay”. In that CD was one of there many hits “hit or miss”. Signed with multiple labels such as Drive thru, Geffen, Fiddler, MCA and Drummerboy it’s easy to see why NFG went platinum multiple times. They are going on there 11 year together and are still putting CDs out. They have been named everything from emo to pop-punk to hardcore to easycore although they must be label they say they don’t liked to be, they just what to play music for there fans and don’t care what kind it is.
P.S for all you non-NFG fans you can suck my NEW FOUND GLORY loving dick!!!!
P.S for all you non-NFG fans you can suck my NEW FOUND GLORY loving dick!!!!
PERSON 1- You got to get that New Found Glory cd that’s coming out in 3/18/08?
PERSON 2- I should smash you for even asking that! Occurs I am you dumb shit.
PERSON 2- I should smash you for even asking that! Occurs I am you dumb shit.
by NFGzimm February 12, 2008
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