Flabbergasted

When you see the homie’s dick that you know is small for the first time and it’s bigger than yours.

You: “Bro I walked in on Jaquavious.”
Jerry: “Really? Was it small?”
You: “It was bigger than mine. I’m flabbergasted!”

by SeanMcShlong February 7, 2024

flabbergasted

a word of absolute excellence. a word only to describe the MOST surprised & shocked people.

“i was absolutely flabbergasted when i found my sister in my cousins bed.”

by el williams April 14, 2022

flabbergasted

Absolutely appalled

'I was flabbergasted by the size of the whale'

by SovietWizard December 8, 2020

Flabbergasted Skittles

When your scared as frick

Omg, when she jumped scared me, I was Flabbergasted Skittles!

by gibbymaller November 18, 2018