Finlay McLachlan, also known as ‘Seal’, is a morbidly obese man who has been sighted around the Garstang and Inskip area molesting local dogs, leaving them completely paralised in the back legs.
He is also renoun for singing ‘War’ by Edwin Starr preventing the great war of Garstang and Inskip in 1736.
Finlay was famous, making local headlines after destroying several local dry cleaners with his shit-soaked cargo shorts, destroying them in a temper tantrum after the workers refused to handle the diarrhoea drenched clothing.
He is also renoun for singing ‘War’ by Edwin Starr preventing the great war of Garstang and Inskip in 1736.
Finlay was famous, making local headlines after destroying several local dry cleaners with his shit-soaked cargo shorts, destroying them in a temper tantrum after the workers refused to handle the diarrhoea drenched clothing.
“Oh my days i saw Finlay McLachlan in my backyard and he was giving me cocker spaniel a rimjob!”
“Oh really!?”
“Yes he said ‘SEAL OUT’ then sharted in his pants!”
“Oh really!?”
“Yes he said ‘SEAL OUT’ then sharted in his pants!”
by PooEnjoyer619Booyaka January 27, 2023
Get the Finlay McLachlanmug. 
by TAGGENN September 19, 2019
Get the finlaymug. by Fairton October 12, 2019
Get the Finlay careltonmug. Plump Cheeks.Best Friend of LinkyPoo.Bums over Kevin.Acts hard and thinks he’s a real g.He is just a midget with no friends. 16 year old downy who sweats fortnite 24/7. Really annoying 99% sure he is autistic and is a spasmodic who fortnite dances all the time. Plump Rump but don’t let it fool you. Finlay will ask for a fortnite 1v1 then kidnap u and torture u. likes kids big nonce. small peepee. Loves attention and loves little kiddies with plump cheeks. his cheeks are so plump because of Lil children. Might stalk u and steal your v bucks. Tries to one up everyone but u know karma is a bitch. Finlay has a mental age of 6 and hates on elriiky.
by Chazpoo December 22, 2019
Get the Finlaymug. Finlay Steel is a nice friendly guy who rides a Mongoose he also has a lot of friends including Tom Brooks, Daniel Stokes and Rylan Cliff
by ertyuiuytredfghjkjh July 5, 2022
Get the Finlay Steelmug. Finlay is the hottest person ever with the best personality. He is a bit fruity, but him and someone (a girl) who's name starts with I will always be the best ship.
by y0urm0th3r November 24, 2021
Get the Finlaymug.