Exploding Sanchez

Whenever someone tries to give a dirty sanchez, but fail, making the contents fly everywhere

Last night I tried to give my girlfriend a dirty sanchez, but I pulled it out too fast, thus resulting in an exploding sanchez

by Father Thyme October 16, 2008

Exporting Metadata

To release bowel movements, to take a dump.

Jen Zebrowski has been in the bathroom exporting metadata all day.

by Bonjour Bonjour August 28, 2011

Exploding Blue Ballz

the act of strapping plasma granades to your opponents ballz on the game halo.

I gave Ben about 50 Exploding Blue Ballz cuz he sucks ...umm ballz

by K-Squiz May 13, 2004

exploding dinosaur

Those capsule dinorsaurs that grow huge when you put them in water. Also made out of a rubber substance that when put in water they become slimy and grow. Also when a girl leaves a tampon in your bathroom toilet and it swells huge taking every drop of moisture in its path hostage. Also a situation between friends or a group of people that has the potential to have enough drama to take over the entire night.

When you were younger did you ever get those "exploding dinosaurs" that you put then in water and they got huge?

Sue left me an "exploding dinosaur" in my bathroom when she left last night.

The way these two are arguing it could turn into a "exploding dinosaur" if we don't take care of it.

by Danny Chaos June 14, 2006

exploding lobster

when you find a very rare lobster that explodes but you use it as a weapon.

scooter got fucked by an exploding lobster last nite and enjoyed it to.

by blakeness November 11, 2008

Exploding Horny Teenager

A prepubescent male who undergoes a combustion process, due to excessive accumulated semen and noxious gases (such as methane). Studies show that holding in a fart while having blue balls causes such a phenomena to occur.

Person A: Holy shit, look at that girl's ass!
Person B: ::Explodes::

Did you hear that after Tommy held a fart in all day, Susan came over and he exploded? He was one exploding horny teenager!

by Tim, Tim, Alex, Nick, Jason January 18, 2009

exploding vj

fitting your body in a womans vagina, and expanding your arms so her body rips in half

ban aflack gave jannifer lopez an exploding vj, thats why she is crippled

by swingingfloob March 21, 2008