evangelical atheist 

An atheist who is so committed to his own doctrine of the non existence of God that he believes he holds to no doctrine at all and has thus been consumed by his actual philosophical dogma, cause, identity, and world view.

An atheist who holds his position by falsely claiming he has no position.

An atheist who splits not only semantically thin hair but thin air.

Evangelical atheists love to redefine the traditional established definition of atheism.

If evangelical atheists believed in nothing then they would have nothing to say in the first place.

evangelical atheist by darthfocus April 17, 2012

Atralia Evangeline Baudelaire 

She's the best person in the world. She's shy and timid, but will do anything to please her love! She loves Ben Posego :)

Atralia Evangeline Baudelaire loves Ben Posego

Atralia Evangeline Baudelaire by bentralia December 9, 2018

Evangelouloulou 

An oral sex movement. The person will say Evangelouloulou in the vagina, the tongue movements send intense orgasms through the woman's body

Girl: Evangelouloulou me!
Boy: *says 'Evangelouloulou'*

Girl: OOOO YEAH!

Evangelouloulou by iphonebiatch;D January 24, 2011

Evangelifools

Cultish behavior of Trump supporters especially, trump supporting Evangelical Christian's.

Evangelifools support trump blindly.

Evangelifools by Dennis da menx December 12, 2019

evangelism 

The American Christian Al-Qaeda
Believe that those who dont recognize god are sinners and are automatically dammed to hell.
Don't believe in judgment of morals or deeds only on how close minded you are (the more the better)
Also are afraid to question anything they dont understand simply convince themselves that god wants it like that
Many are closet homosexuals and pedophiles as well as meth heads and white trash

Although there is the occasional right minded evangelist (jimmy carter) these are exceptions to the rules and come few and far between

"Dude my dad made me join this crazy cult"
"Sweet, which one"
"CHRISTIANITY!!!!!!!!!"
"Which kind"
"EVANGELISM!!!!"
"That sucks, good luck bro"

evangelism by Alboroto December 9, 2007

evangelical 

Comes from the word 'evangelism', which means spreading the good news about jesus christ.

So inturn evangelical is living your life in the way that god wants you to, so that others may see you and see how god has worked in your life. It is not a way of forcing a religion on someone.

It can also mean to speak to people about jesus.

"To believe in jesus christ is a choice and it can not be forced on anyone."

Don't try and force god on someone, pray, let god sow the seeds and just be a mate!

evangelical by soulio August 3, 2005

evangelism 

A group of crazy Christians who believe that if you speak tongues, you're speaking "the words of the Lord!!" and faking seizers means you're embracing the holy spirit.

They are basically misled, ill-informed, cult-like religious freaks who dedicated their lives to evangelism.

They can be easily associated with American White Trash, though many other types of Americans participate, however it is seemingly predominately White Trash.

Tommy believes in evangelism. Tommy is insane and brainwashed. Poor Tommy.

evangelism by crazywhitepeople January 6, 2010