Everton

A Northwest England based football club full of toolboxes

Big Sam Allardyce spending £23m on Cenk Tosun, who cannot play football when it’s cold, sums up Everton.

by 7thGoalvsSpurs78 February 25, 2018

recon expert

The rarest skin in Fortnite™. It hasn't been in the item shop for more that 500 days.

"Hey Jim! I have Recon Expert!"

by LiamForInstinct May 5, 2019

evert

usually a man with big heart. Evert is a man of many great emotions.

"he is being such an evert. He tells me all of his feelings directly and i don't need to guess anything"

by dennycrane December 2, 2011

siskel and ebert

while a girl is laying on her belly... you stick "one thumb down" her ass hole and "one thumb up" her pussy.

i was with sally last night.. i gave her the 'ol siskel and ebert!

by flesh colored radio June 23, 2007

Roger Ebert

Two thumbs up! (the butt)

Sam: Wow, my asshole really hurts today.
Gil: Yeah, dude, we Roger Ebert'd you after you passed out last night.

by FilmCritic December 18, 2008

Everton

Everton - The Peoples' club. A team supported by the vast majority of Scousers. Supported by many Scouse fans. Unlike their Asshole neighbours who have like 17 Scouse fans and 40,000 Norwegian/ Indian fans.

EVERTON FANS.

Al: Lad coming to watch the match?

John: Come round mine and we'll walk down to Goodison

LIVERPOOL FANS.

Muhammad: Hey Sanjay coming to watch the match?

Sanjay: Yeah sure comrade you book the plane tickets and I'll buy us some LFC turbans.

Muhammad: Sound.

by EFC WG July 31, 2011

Evertonians

Disillusioned fans from the Blue side of Liverpool having a chip on both shoulders.

Fact: Evertonians get more pleasure from Liverpool losing a game than they do from their own team winning.
How sad is that? :o)

by Red4ever November 16, 2009