by Gay_Man_Stan March 30, 2025
Get the Elon Muskmug. Elon Musking: Holding your girlfriend up by her thighs and slowly rise while you eat her out and make rocket noises saying “Takeoff”
by Elon masking July 18, 2021
Get the Elon Muskingmug. basically the new potus
Incumbent since January 20, 2025; term ends whenever he feels like it
Mind you that this man is 53 and he still thinks 69420 is funny.
Incumbent since January 20, 2025; term ends whenever he feels like it
Mind you that this man is 53 and he still thinks 69420 is funny.
A: "I just watched ABC News, why's Trump giving Elon Musk more power than Trump himself?"
B: "Because Elon's basically the de facto president?"
A: "Yeah, that makes a lot of sense."
B: "Because Elon's basically the de facto president?"
A: "Yeah, that makes a lot of sense."
by 7568ino April 27, 2025
Get the Elon Muskmug. A uniquely submissive twat who likes licking the stinkiest anuses that can be found. Fueled by ketamine and shame.
Dude 1: Hey, have you seen the new book by the Elon Musk biographer?
Dude 2: NO WAY, I don't want to read any filth like that! What if my kids find it?
Dude 2: NO WAY, I don't want to read any filth like that! What if my kids find it?
by asshat 6500 February 22, 2025
Get the elon musk biographermug. When a girl won't go down or refuses to sleep with you because of the horrible smell coming from your dick.
by NahbroThatsAyouProblem13 March 17, 2025
Get the Elon Muskmug. by A guy who has common sense May 14, 2023
Get the Elon Muskmug.