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Elon musk

A man who gets bullied through path of exile 2 private messages.
'Dude, I'm getting so much hate mail it's like when Elon musk livestreamed path of exile 2'
by Jaern1053 May 20, 2025
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Elon Musk

basically the new potus

Incumbent since January 20, 2025; term ends whenever he feels like it
Mind you that this man is 53 and he still thinks 69420 is funny.
A: "I just watched ABC News, why's Trump giving Elon Musk more power than Trump himself?"
B: "Because Elon's basically the de facto president?"
A: "Yeah, that makes a lot of sense."
by 7568ino April 27, 2025
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Elon Musk

South African born neo-nazi, scam artist, transphobe, and terminally online drug addict, who slapped the name of one of the greatest minds in the history of humanity on to a shitty car company whose lineup is 90% vaporware (where are the Tesla robots, Elon? What about the Tesla Cybercab? Full self-driving?) He also believes in natalism, to make matters worse, wanting to have thousands of children because he believes in the "white genocide" conspiracy theory. As a result, he has so far had more than a dozen (that we know of) children using sex-selective IVF and surrogacy in order to ensure there are only males. (Because, obviously, you can have a sustainable population if you only have males being born. Just look at Mainland China.) He also supposedly believes that he is the reincarnation of Alexander the Great. (Just wait until Musk finds out that the Macedonian king was bisexual.)
Nikola Tesla must be turning in his grave right now, considering what Elon Musk has done to the Tesla name.
by This is my handle okay May 4, 2025
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Elon Musking

To gain a significant following by putting on a character only to be revealed as a fraud later on, usually by painting yourself as a smart inventor, or by calling your company tesla and do exactly what Thomas Edison did to Nikola Tesla by stealing the inventions of your engineers
Dude, I was going to try Elon Musking that board room, but the head engineer is there, you think he'll call me out?
Nah man, He Elon Musked His way to his position too.
by TakingitDowntoBrownTown February 14, 2024
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Elon Musking

Working hard to achieve your dreams or unlikely results
Person A: "Where is your brother? I haven't seen him in weeks!"
Person B: "He is Elon Musking in the library."
by Gaussberg February 18, 2018
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Elon Musk Sobs Day

The day that Elon Musk cried, again, after trying to livestream Path of Exile 2 and getting assblasted in the games chat, with messages like "YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS AND WILL DIE ALONE", "YOU RUINED THE COUNTRY JUST LIKE YOU RUINED ALL YOUR MARRIAGES" and, most funnily, "Elon. It's me, Ashley St. Claire. I have no other means of contacting so I bought PoE2 early access for this. Please pay your child support. Thank you."
Elon then ended the stream after losing his hardcore permadeath character while trying to hide these messages.
P1 - I feel kinda down today...
P2 - Hey don't worry, it's Elon Musk Sobs Day. Just remember that time he tried livestreaming PoE2.
P2 - Really?? Shit, that time was actually pretty funny... Ok, ok, yeah I feel better now. I could have it way worse.
P2 - :)
by GucciCrxw/Scarecrow April 8, 2025
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Elon Musk

someone who smokes weed all the time, and just because he could, he blew up the biggest rocket in the world.
The oldest kid in the world with a bunch of money, Elon Musk.
by TheTrialGamer May 7, 2023
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