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Eiffel Tower vs Escargot

A question where someone is asked, "Eiffel Tower or Escargot". If they answer escargot, then they have to go to a fancy Parisian restaurant and goon on the most expensive plate of escargot. If they answer Eiffel Tower, then they must buy a model Eiffel Tower from the Eiffel Tower gift shop and insert the entirety of it into their rectum.
He finaly answered the question (Eiffel Tower vs Escargot) at the cast party, but he's an escargooner!
by N0CallerID June 16, 2025
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eiffel tower

An eiffel tower happens during a ménage à trois, sexual intercourse between three people, where one penetrates another vaginally or anally and the other penetrates the same orally, then the penetrators make a high-five resembling the structure of the Eiffel Tower.
My friend did the eiffel tower last night. I can't beleive he didn't invite me.
by definecrazy January 13, 2025
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Corporate Eiffel Tower

Noun and verb.

When both your manager and client fuck you over at the same time.

They’re Eiffel Towering you, like the sex position in a threesome, but not in the good way.

Ex. Manager assigns last minute work and client hasn’t sent over what you asked for two weeks ago
by corporate brand whore October 30, 2023
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Las Vegas Eiffel Tower

An intimate act involving three parties, preferably but not limited to 2 men and 1 woman. One man performs a handstand. Meanwhile, the other man grasps the man’s feet. The woman then gets on her hand and knees between the two men. She begins to “blow one man while having her box eaten out by the handstanding man. Also, the man in the handstand is getting blown by the upright man.
Yo John you trying to run a Las Vegas Eiffel Tower on Patricia?
by Tdih November 8, 2025
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Eiffel Tower

When 4 girls are making out at the same time all together
Amber, Jessica, Natalie and I decided to do the Eiffel Tower together last night and it turned into an orgy.
by monkey2499 June 20, 2016
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megan fox: i would let colson and pete eiffel tower me, goin to paris
by khloesixx May 9, 2021
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the eiffel tower slip n slide

When you roll a slip n slide off the Eiffel Tower, or another tall slanted structure, and go slide down, to your ultimate demise.
“Hey, wanna come with me on the Eiffel Tower slip n slide
by Lofra August 8, 2022
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