EPS

Erections Per Second

Wow man, you've got 50 eps.

I know when I jack off my dick starts smokin'

by djskcnlsdijclsiajdcnhadusbchdb March 06, 2019

Epping secondary

Bunch of sluts ‘n’ cunts that all there there too shit.
Best school if you wanna meet some try hards and Gangas but apart from that it’s absolute fuckin bullshit.

Your probably gonna sneak out of class to shoot up in the gym toilets if ya go there.

G R O N K S

“What school do you go too”
“Epping seco”
“Fuck don’t turn out like all the try hard eshay Ganga cunts”

Eshay- local shopping centre fuck ups

School- at Epping😂 that’s a zoo

Jimmy the junkie - went to Epping secondary in 1990

by NOCOMMENTOFFICER September 19, 2019

Epping

1.The motion one uses to atract the wait staff in a restaronte

2. The motion one uses to inform there waiter that there will be no tip.

The Restaront food was good it's just a shame we were Epping for so long before we could order desert.

by Jfklivesmaybe November 21, 2014

ep.3

This is a cult. I am Jesus and God, and I lead this cult. Everyone on earth must follow my cult. In said cult, everyone is born with fedoras on their heads, and they spell the word guard "gaurd". Theoretically.

We love and obey ep.3, and love our fedoras. Oh hey, there is a bank gaurd.

by Nasreyhn June 06, 2022

Animation vs Minecraft Ep 30

THE BEST EPISODE OF ANIMATION VS MINECRAFT

kid: did you watch animation vs minecraft ep 30
guy: nope
kid: watch it or else i will hack your youtube!!!!!!
guy: ive already watched it 30 times :troll:

by memeaddictive2 May 13, 2023

Ross' EP

A rushed mess of a thing released by Anaglyph Records

"Have you listened to Ross' EP yet?"
"Ten-Sixty Seven? yeah it's shite."

by DackJenny February 25, 2020

Epping St Johns

Meaning where something / someone tries way too hard to fit in with the rest, whatever the cost may be.

Friend: You see that geezer over there, he's trying to fit in way to hard even though everyone has a bad impression of him

You: Yeah, mate. He's a bit of an Epping St Johns (ESJ if you are feeling fancy) don't you think

by sushimonster271 December 17, 2021