dippy downer

adj; a person who brings the mood down, and makes people feel sad

Caroline why are you being such a dippy downer!

by Rachbobach June 26, 2009

captain downer

The one who never lets you make out with the guy who just got out of prison, or the hot young meat at the bar.

Sierra Cardwell

by Monet Lance May 13, 2003

Debbie Downer

A stun gun or a taser capable of dropping one to the ground instantly.

She pulled out her Debbie Downer and dropped his ass with 12000 volts of electric current.

by Black History Month November 15, 2020

one downer

An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much less interesting or boring corresponding story. (Note: The story will be much longer than you could ever imagine or want)

Person: Last summer I went to Thailand and rode on an elephant.
One Downer: Last summer I rode my horse in my backyard while my brother watched. My brother also rode the horse. then we went inside my house and had a sandwich.

by Beatreese October 11, 2009

David Downer

A man who is a downer, depressed, glass half-full, woe-is-me.

George is a real David Downer.

by galaxysprfx August 26, 2010

doosy downer

A person that is a complete salty downer. They are completley idiotic and make nonsense jokes. Doosy Downers mostly eat chicken and rice and are mostly chinese. They are really stupid and annoying.

Hongjie is a doosy downer.

by Non-saltdowner December 8, 2016

pokey downer

The little plastic thing found in a clipper lighter. Used to neatly fit a roach into your joint.
See also pokey bit

"where the FUCK is my pokey downer? Aw man, Why does everyone always steal MY pokey down...Oh its there"

by keeks August 12, 2005