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Dongle Jizz

A USB "dongle" or port filled to the top with semen or male cum. It sometimes oozes out of the port.
Person 1: Yo dude! Yesterday I saw my brother with a dongle jizz.
Person 2: Really? I wouldn't dare cum into my PC, it would warp to a super machine.
Person 1: Yeah, maybe my brother even impregnated the PC, maybe later I'll have a Raspberry Pi mini PC!
by Mr.Waffle Jizz May 27, 2019
mugGet the Dongle Jizzmug.

dongle

the penis that goes into your phonebussy
Insert the dongle.
by ptypsy July 3, 2022
mugGet the donglemug.

Kashif's dongle

A very suspicious dongle that one day disappeared without a trace. To this day, no one knows the location of Kashif's mysterious dongle.
Person 1: Does anyone know the location of Kashif's dongle?
Kashif: Dongle
by Due-Size-1237 February 7, 2025
mugGet the Kashif's donglemug.

Dongle

"I can't believe I have a dongle"
by ikolp July 16, 2021
mugGet the Donglemug.

Dongle

A person who is lost and doesn't know what is happening around them.
That dongle is daydreaming again. He's so lost!
by ((( January 9, 2024
mugGet the Donglemug.

Fat Dongle

I large (or thicc) piece of software, the main use of the "fat dongle" is to shove that thicc bae into your sexy computer and make someone jizz.
"Babe, shove that fat dongle into my hardware"
by FatDongle April 20, 2017
mugGet the Fat Donglemug.

Dongle Zone

noun. (don-gull) zone

A body of water one swims in and despite knowing that it is not permitted; defecates within said public swimming area as if compelled by some hive-mind subconscious whim.
Don't swim in the wave pool, dude. It's a total dongle zone. Lots of little kids have been clogging it up all day.
by Geans Beans and Collard Greens February 21, 2013
mugGet the Dongle Zonemug.

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