diarrhea pencils

A term referring to dreadlocks worn by one who is not part of a reggae band; Hair extensions

That patchwork mama's diarrhea pencils were dripping sweat all over me during the show, what a wookie ho.

Thomas Davis had to drag Ricky Williams down by his diarrhea pencils to get the tackle.

After sliding into home Manny Ramirez's diarrhea pencils were covered in dirt.

by tommy Ghostbuster January 3, 2009

Explosive diarrhea

The kind of crap where it comes so suddenly that it is impossible to avoid:

Symptoms: Growling of lower stomach.
Cramps.
Gas.

As soon as your ass hits the toilet, liquid shoots out like water hoes, making you feel like someone force fed you a toy and then ripped it out through your ass.

Aftermath: Wondering why the fuck are you still shitting the next two days and if there is any way to get rid of the burning.

Friend: "Why the hell were you up all night?"

You: "...let's just say WW3 was finally fought."

Friend: "...what?"

You: "I blew up their white ship, B5, with my liquid poison, E.D...also known as Explosive diarrhea. "

Friend: "You fought well my friend."

by UDon'tKnowWhoIam,ButIKnowU May 31, 2009

diarrheaed

The act of imposing anal seepage in the liquid state on or around a person, place, or thing. The act of extracting liquid through the anus in an explosive manner.

After an all night binge consisting of taco bell and white castle, I uncontrollably diarrheaed all over my room after an acute sneeze.

by Sal Salvati March 26, 2008

Toenail Diarrhea

When you have the shits so bad and you almost can't take the runny, burning liquid; you begin to dig your toenails into the floor, to prevent yourself from screaming in pain. Usually accompanied with a terrible smell and loss of digestive and colon tract.

Dude, Jenna, did you hear?" "No, what is is, Marissa?" "Steven was in the bathroom for almost an hour." "Oh wow, he had toenail diarrhea again, he needs to stop eating that damn Mexican food.

by Shadowinchester September 19, 2010

pre-diarrhea fart

That fart that is so god-awful and carries a signature smell that you know you're going to have diarrhea soon.

I was sitting at the table in the restroom and let out a pre-diarrhea fart. It smelled so bad everyone around me starting gagging. I then proceeded toward the restroom as soon as possible.

by Kiete February 29, 2012

diarrheus

Adj.

1. Of, or relating to, diarrhea.

2. Containing some or many of the characteristics of diarrhea.
2a. liquidy, smelly, gross.

3. Containing some or many of the symptons of diarrhea.

1. That shit was diarrheus.

2. That beef stew looks quite diarrheus.

3. That last fart made me feel diarrheus.

by Seppuko November 29, 2005

Explosive Bloody Diarrhea

When you go the the bathroom and have to poop so bad you have juice coming out and goes onto the ceiling in the room you're in and the next room. After you are done you have to get the room service in the hotel to help you clean up the diarrhea juice and there is some blood on the walls and in the toilet when you are done. The toilet gets clogged and you have the get a plunger and get all the bloody diarrhea out. Since you have some much pain you get stressed and decide to drink and the next day you have a hangover.

"Man i just had some explosive bloody diarrhea last night in the hotel."

by woooooooah October 3, 2016