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eleven pound whole slab of deli ham

11 pound slab of ham is a processed meat cube of ham mostly used in recreationel purposes
karen: is that ham processed, if it is i dont want it

meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that
by meatier slab September 30, 2023
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Stinky Deli

Any small run-down delicatessen, with poor quality food and often operated by people with questionable hygiene.
I stopped going to the stinky deli next door after the health inspector gave them their third violation. That place is a real DUMP.
by Logic316usa October 5, 2009
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PETER DELIS

When you have a fat hog and everyone knows and can smell it
damn i smell a PETER DELIS coming and so does my wife
by mucher101 March 16, 2022
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deli dangler

Girl who wears short short or skimpy bathing suit and should not because her vaginal lips are peeking past the hem.
"Do not look at that deli dangler bending over on the beach, she is giving an eyeful that you can't Unsee"
by Learn2ride May 6, 2015
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Poop Deli

A deli that serves poop as a topping, usually in half and full pounds
walks in poop deli

customer: hey how we doing, lemme get a plain bagel, toasted, scooped. and lemme get a …… half pound of poop and capers
ock: light on poop today
by Afedbd January 7, 2024
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poop deli

Poop deli is the theme of a viral tiktok skit by user Itsfrankie13. The skit is mocking stereotypes of the New York and New Jersey deli ordering process. They use imaginary "poop" as an extra topping on their orders as a mockery of things like "gabagool" or a "shmear of cream cheese".

One scene depicts a customer asking to scoop out the bread of a bagel and replace it with poop, which is a reference to a video of a Californian customer getting upset at a deli that would not scoop out his bagel to add extra cream cheese.
When the whole family goes to the poop deli..
by Zzzbeanxxx December 2, 2023
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Wisconsin Deli Slicer

I asked her to make me something to eat and the bitch made me a Wisconsin Deli Slicer.
by KGB Construction February 5, 2023
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