karen: is that ham processed, if it is i dont want it
meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that
meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that
by meatier slab September 30, 2023
Get the eleven pound whole slab of deli hammug. by pinhead123 June 8, 2019
Get the delismug. Deli is a Czech chocolate bar snack. It is produced by Orion Chocolate and has 3 flavours: Nuts, Chocolate, and Pistachio.
"kámo ta deli chutnala HNUSNĚ"
"že jo"
"že jo"
by ASdwefvv September 3, 2023
Get the Delimug. by dagamuffinn August 22, 2023
Get the deli slidemug. Any small run-down delicatessen, with poor quality food and often operated by people with questionable hygiene.
I stopped going to the stinky deli next door after the health inspector gave them their third violation. That place is a real DUMP.
by Logic316usa October 5, 2009
Get the Stinky Delimug. The deli you know you should avoid based on several past experiences but you decide to dive on in (perhaps intoxicated) and eat it regardless of the physical, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences that may entail
I know she fucked me over 8 times, I know she is a cunt, I know she is worthless, but I had the opportunity and ate the devils deli meat.
by B-word January 10, 2024
Get the Devils deli meatmug. person 1: “what do you want from the poop deli?”
person 2: “poop sandwich, hold the lettuce, extra poop”
person 2: “poop sandwich, hold the lettuce, extra poop”
by ball.sucker February 19, 2024
Get the poop delimug.