Deaned

To have a penis so long that you're able to stick it in your own asshole.

That guy deaned himself last night

by Simplefather September 13, 2019

Dean.

Dean.

When you see dean is typing you must simply put “Dean.” Into said groupchat

by Poland man June 24, 2021

will dean

a synonym for "fritz"

Guy 1:Oh look at that guy, isn't his name 'Felix'?
Guy 2: Yeah, but we call him Fritz
Guy 1: Oh, you mean like 'Will Dean'!
Guy 2: Exactly!

by It's an otter September 21, 2020

The Dean

"The dean", or simply"Dean", as he is more commonly referred to, is a supreme being, thought to be the pinnacle of human evolution. Traits include a British accent, a constantly changing hairstyle, and a body magnitude so large that he consistently takes up two seat spots on the sofa in the boy's houses. As a result, another name for him is "Deanosaurus Rex", although this is less commonly used than the latter. In fact, so great is his holiness, that it is thought he is learning to become a farmer. What a stunner.

"Have you seen the Dean today?"

"I think Dean went with josh to the loo"

"Goddamn Dean can be mean!"

by Cap'n Spank July 6, 2019

A dean

A Dean is where a very handsome and sexy man has a lot of friends and is a keen lover with many hot and sexy women.

You are a dean

by Farmboy6968 March 22, 2020

dean

Noun: a dean; the male genitalia, namely the dong.
Verb: to dean; to hit someone hard with your dean.
Adjective: dean; dean-like.

Variations: robo-dean, deanslayer

Get your dean out of my face!
If you do that again i'll dean you.
You're so dean.

by wigwam inn December 11, 2007

dean

to dean is to be
1: a martial arts god
2: vicious towards annoying people
3: known for hurting people and being friends with the unticus.

1) aaron: wow look at that guy he is such dean
steve: yeah he is pretty godly with his fighting
2) (aaron walks into a dean purposely)
aaron: sorry i didn't see you there....
(aaron wakes up in hospital, his skull is very badly caved in)
3) steve: hey aaron is that guy over there a dean?
aaron: yes i think so, he is friends with that unticus, hi dean!!
dean: hi....

dean: hey unticus, should we hurt aaron???
Unticus: unt! unt! unt! unt!
(dean walks up behind aaron, roundhouse kicks him to the back of the head, aaron is dazed..... unticus walks up to aaron and begins to decapitate him while aaron screams)
aaron: argh!!!!
unticus: unt! unt! unt! unt

by mr krum September 1, 2010