Deacon

Pope of the Chatholic Church of Deacon and a high trained assassin and steals water bottles for a living. Sharted when he found the love of his life Connor and they had a son Gaige after he got run over by a car by Connor

Deacon is the loml

by PopeDeqcon92 March 8, 2022

Chatham Deal

"You are losing money by not going(buying it)"

A deal in which you would lose money by not doing it.

Wow that movie is a pretty sweet Chatham Deal.

by Beer-ad December 24, 2008

beastly deacon

The beastly deacon is a move that is to be used in ones bedroom. When a female companion (this is to be done by a male) is asleep in the morning, the male brings himself to the point of ejaculation before inserting (with force if necessary) the penis into the females mouth. Once the penis has been inserted, ejaculation should commence with the phrase "Beastly Deacon!" to be screamed in conjunction. Please be advised that the default reaction of the female is to clench the the jaw muscles.

Dude, I totally slipped that broad the Beastly Deacon this morning, she was like.... Woah!

by flayedchild December 30, 2009

Bop Dealer

1. A merchant of black market Bop-It toys

2. A person whom one goes to for blow jobs (BJs).

My friend's little brother wants a Bop-It for Christmas and he doesn't have a lot of money, so I told him to buy one from a bop dealer.

Where's Jan goin?
Oh, he left to see his bop dealer for his weekly BJ.

by realguitarHERO December 15, 2010

sorta deal

or 'sort of deal';

interjected arbitrarily throughout (although, more often towards the end) conversation to be as obnoxious as possible.

> 'what time is it, sort of deal?'
> 'I don't know, sorta deal.'

by donald_dover January 2, 2021

Slap-Happy Butt-Smackin' Deal

An offer you simply cannot refuse to give up.

"Want to go eat some shrimp at that one restaurant you like?"
"Well that sounds like a Slap-Happy Butt-Smackin' Deal, my good sir!"

by Cyrus9201 October 11, 2013

Here's the deal

A phrase used to preface an instruction, or to tell someone like it is.

"Here's the deal, you go get the chinese take out while I wait here and que up an episode of Jim Rome Is Burning for us to watch when you get back."

"Here's the deal, you better change your attitude of you plan on having any fun tonight."

by chess5 April 23, 2010