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Dante's inferno

Using vapor rub in place of lubricant prior to intercourse so as to create an intense burning sensation in the genital area. A one sided experience if the vapor rub is used on the outside of a condom
'Haven't seen Janet for a while, do you know where she's been?'

'You won't be seeing her any more since I surprised her with Dante's inferno'
by theDoublefish September 28, 2015
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Dante's Inferno

Placing vapour rub on the exterior of a condom in place of lubricant prior to intercourse
'Haven't seen Janet around lately, do you know where she's been?'

'I don't think we'll see her again. Not since I showed her Dante's Inferno'
by theDoublefish September 23, 2015
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Dante Swerve

A Dante Swerve is not like any type of swerve.

Instead of turning the other way before kissing a bitch, before they get close he will start making fun of them to shutdown the very chance at his girlfriend finding out he cheated.

Congrats, you have been Dante Swerved, go cry yourself to sleep.
Yo! Did you hear Devourer got Dante Swerved?!
by MrSit September 17, 2020
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Lucas and Dante

Lucas and Dante are soulmates who fall in love at first sigh in life after life. They are lovers with an unbelievable connection that anyone but them can understand because of their high compatibility and linked fates. This couple is always clingy, sweet and deep, they can't be apart from each other in any way. The red thread of fate has engaged their lives forever and ever as destined lovers in body and soul. They enjoy their own company as no other, being comfortably themselves around and always showing their love with cloying words and actions that make them hearts beat faster. They are in love.
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Dante’s Bubbles

The final stage of a rectal inferno caused by a bout of wet, fiery, acidic, explosive shits.

Dante’s bubbles are hallmarked by a series of wet, stinging, releases of bubbly gas as there is literally nothing left to be passed from your entire gastrointestinal system.

Akin to the spewing sound of letting the air out of a balloon under water.
The poor guy in the next stall was suffering from the worst Dante’s bubbles I have ever heard. I would have slipped him one of my Tucks medicated pads but my piles were on fire myself.

After all night on the toilet from the bad sushi, morning arrived with the gurgling sounds of Dante’s bubbles. The sting was of a thousand bees.
by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021
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Dante's Burrito

The food that is eaten, could be a literal burrito or a burger or any food that causes gastrointestinal Hell.
Last night, my friends and I went to a restaurant and I had a Dante's Burrito. I went to Hell for about a half-hour, or so.
by Cryptic anonymity April 18, 2018
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