When a man awakes to perform the morning dispersal of urination, to find that the juices from the sluice of sluts he slayed the night before, has dried into a funky crust. DO NOT PANIC MEN.
This "dick dandruff" can EASILY be discarded by simply tugging your meat until the remnants have shed entirely.
This "dick dandruff" can EASILY be discarded by simply tugging your meat until the remnants have shed entirely.
Bro I thought that last cunt I dropped my was in was infected or something. Woke up this morningwith crust flaking off my dick. After thorough research though, found out it's just "dick dandruff".
Hi five bro
(Crust falls off friends hand as he strikes the hand slapping pose)
Hi five bro
(Crust falls off friends hand as he strikes the hand slapping pose)
by Assblasting aspirations April 4, 2020
Get the Dick dandruffmug. He is an urban legend who men dared to seek. He is a small creature with a big belly, he is around 5’0 and weigh 246lbs there is only one was to survive this crazy mother fucker and that way is to RUN! He can track you from dandruff.
by His survived August 11, 2018
Get the Dandruff vinegarmug. When you don't wipe properly after dropping stool and the remnants crust over like a scab and flakes of dried poo end up in your underwear.
I went to do my husband's laundry, and when I pick up his underwear, some poo dandruff got on my hand. Thank God I noticed or I could have ended up with pink eye.
by Huge hammer69 June 13, 2025
Get the Poo dandruffmug. When you are banging a chick and you are about to cum, you pull out and cum in your beard, then shake it all over her breasts.
by Jean-Claude Herback October 7, 2025
Get the Santa’s dandruffmug. by fdgfgffsd November 3, 2020
Get the DANDRUFFmug. What you get after leaving hair gel in for a while and it starts to dry, white little flakes all in your hair. Common with dancers
by snappy.dragon December 8, 2016
Get the hair gel dandruffmug. by BukakeJones September 20, 2017
Get the tummy dandruffmug.