A redsox centerfielder that oddly resembles jesus. He shall be the savior to the redsox this season.
by jon April 08, 2004
Matt Damon is repulsive.
abhorrent, abominable, animal, creepy, cruddy, disagreeable, disgusting, distasteful, dog, dorky, earth pig, forbidding, foul, funky, grody, gross, hateful, hideous, horrid, loathsome, nasty, nauseating, noisome, objectionable, obnoxious, odious, off-putting, pig, pugnacious, repellent, revolting, sickening, sleazeball, sleazy, spastic, stinky, ugly, undesirable, unpleasant, unsightly, vile
by T.papa May 11, 2005
a Dirty Damon is when one shits in another mouth and the person with the shit in the mouth try's to gargle it then spread it on the others face while putting their pubes and ass hair on the others face making it seem like they are a dirty Damon they then proceed to suck the other off and then spit the cum on the others face adding to the mix of shit and hair.
guy: hey babe wanna do a Dirty Damon tonight?
girl: whats a dirty Damon
guy: ill show you ;)
girl: OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOI-
guy: shhhhh just let it happen
guy: shits on his face)
girl: ah i see now
girl: whats a dirty Damon
guy: ill show you ;)
girl: OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOI-
guy: shhhhh just let it happen
guy: shits on his face)
girl: ah i see now
by Antrim epic 420 69 March 31, 2020
A Loyal friend who is like God, very humble,meek and handsom.Once you meet him you are drawn to him by his natural charm, and you will never wont to let go.
by Faith December 08, 2004
by *MDC all tha Way* November 10, 2003
Matt Damon gets all the ladies.
by Matt Damon gets al the ladies. January 20, 2005
An overrated, mediocre Center Fielder who plays for a team so evil its name dare not be mentioned here.
by Nickey Shea July 11, 2005