dwite

A man who’s nuts are bigger than the sun.

Damn Requeef you got some dwites.

by Jamalsis Evergreen November 3, 2020

Dwink

A term invented by Dr. John D. Commonly used as a derogatory insult to someone who is annoying, obnoxious, or in "goblin mode". This word is often accompanied or followed by a hand symbol in which the user makes an upside-down fist and extends their index and pinky finger.

Case A: "I can't believe he bombed the capitol, what a dwink!"
Case B: "Nice job spilling the acetone on yourself dwink."

by txunami March 20, 2023

Dwight

A. An insult to say that you are unusually strange.
B. Someone who you should fear because of his or her physical power; or more specifically, someone who has a purple belt in karate.

both versions derive from Dwight Schrute from The Office.

A.
Carlson: Eugene, did you just see that guy eat that worm?
Eugene: Dude, he is such a Dwight.
B.
Rafael: Maxene! I could crush you into a million pieces, just as I have crushed this brick.
Maxene: Rafael, don't be such a Dwight. You're scarying me!

by bsmea October 22, 2006

dwiw

An acronym for "Do What I Want", usually following dgaf, so you end up with "Don't give a fuck, do what I want!".

I don't give a fuck, I dwiw!

by text_here August 27, 2006

Dwirgin

Someone who is a complete fool and states the obvious all of the time as if noone else knows.

Shaun: I have been to McDonalds before.
Shaun is A DWIRGIN

by Your Best Friend Shaun April 27, 2009

Dwizz

shortened familiar of Dwayne; often preceding "nutz"

Jes: Hey have you seen Dwizz?
Dwayne: Yeah- I'm over here.

Dwayne to partygoers: Whatz up!!!!
Partygoers (usually in unison): DWIZZ-NUTZ!!!!

by mosjes December 14, 2010

Dirty Dwight

Act of taking pictures of your 7-10 inch penis and masterbating to them.

Jack was doing the dirty Dwight but had to stop when his mom walked in on him.

by PB online December 8, 2018