Instead of the usual, "dtf" (meaning, "down to fuck"), dts simply means, "down to shnarky" while shnarky means anything from a simple kiss all the way to sexual intercourse and all the kinky things you could imagine inbetween.
Boy to Girl 1: (;
Girl 2 to Girl 1: He used a winky face... I think he's dts.
Girl 1 to Girl 2: Hmm, alrighty then...
Girl 1 to Boy: You wanna shnarky?
Girl 2 to Girl 1: He used a winky face... I think he's dts.
Girl 1 to Girl 2: Hmm, alrighty then...
Girl 1 to Boy: You wanna shnarky?
by YerrMawm May 4, 2011

by rhar February 28, 2005

Man, did you hear Donald Trump's Speech the other night? Am I having a nightmare or is this the DT's?drum
by churgascinda July 31, 2016

by Spot Conlin June 12, 2003

by ONONOMOS!! August 18, 2003
