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dizzy coach

Type of nightmare where one is paralysed and unable to move. In its most horrifying form, one is incarcerated on one's back inside a long pipe; light (usually coloured, e.g. cyan, yellow or magenta) may be seen in the distance at one end of the pipe, but the pipe itself is black.

Dizzy coach nightmares are usually accompanied by an echoing low-pitched mechanical droning sound, similar to a recording of a cement mixer subjected to excessive reverb.
I had a terrifying dizzy coach nightmare last night.
by Rick Mills September 8, 2004
mugGet the dizzy coachmug.

Dizzy with a dame

To be deeply in love with a woman. Sometimes this would be risky because the woman in question already had a boyfriend.
I'm dizzy with a dame.
by Dappled November 15, 2013
mugGet the Dizzy with a damemug.

dizzy syrup

lean, sizzurp, dirty sprite, a drink made from codeine or comethazine cough syrup mixed with sprite or
i felt so sizk this morning, i was sippin on dizzy syrup all night.
by ɯ August 23, 2018
mugGet the dizzy syrupmug.

dizzy drinker

Someone who drinks little and goes straight to sleep. Is a party pooper.
Maggie was such a 'Dizzy Drinker ' last night we had to Uber her ass home after that.
by Rv_skiller November 5, 2022
mugGet the dizzy drinkermug.

snap a dizzy

The act of useing the sphincter to break apart a shit, in order to make it into a size that can be managed more easily by the toilet.
Can also be used to describe the act of shitting.

"Karver went to the bathroom to snap a dizzy!"
by Drewfus02 July 5, 2009
mugGet the snap a dizzymug.

dizzy dave

Dizzy Dave is the life of the party. He’s that one guy getting everyone hyped. He that one crazy white guy in the gang
Dizzy Dave’s at the party so we gotta go!
by Gygchyfug May 2, 2018
mugGet the dizzy davemug.

dizzy board

Dizzy board. Also known as a distribution board. Not to be confused with dizzy broad (a dumb bitch).

A dizzy board can also be known as a consumer unit (not to be confused with me drinking all of your beer)

A Dizzy board can also be called a fuse box (not to be confused)

Dizzy boards are enclosed within square or oblong, rectangular boxes with a hinged front door or flap. They now should be made of metal, but these boxes have also been made out of plastic, and very crude early versions have been made from a wooden frame. These dizzy boards hold RCD's (residual current devices or a bank of fuses) that can be turned off to isolate electrical circuits within your home, business, or infrastructure. These fuses or RCD's should "blow" or "trip"(not to be confused with blowjobs or taking drugs) if overloaded or some other fault is present within your electrical system.

MCB's (not to be confused with an abbreviated form of fast food outlet) are circuit breakers along with RCBO's (not to be confused with anti-social behaviour or bad body odour), also are typically found on modern up-to-date compliant dizzy boards.

The British Standard 7671 3rd amendment (2015) covers the overhaul, fitting, inspection, testing and safe work procedures that involve the use of dizzy boards
Stop playing around with dizzy broads ( these women are no good for you and could give you quite a shock)

Go and learn to be an electrician or become competent with someone who can train you to work in electrical and high voltage environments before you play around with dizzy boards.

ALWAYS FOLLOW THE ELECTRICAL INSTALLATION REGULATIONS RELEVANT TO YOUR AREA OR COUNTRY BEFORE YOU TINKER AROUND WITH MAINS ELECTRICAL VOLTAGE. . .better yet, call me (OUSZEN) and i will come out and fix or fit/ repair/ replace or overhaul and check your DIZZY BOARD.
by OZZ ouszey January 4, 2018
mugGet the dizzy boardmug.

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