The Designated decoy, is a person that remains sober but acts drunk, speeds, and swerves making the cops think that they are drunk. During this thoughtless act, which happens after closing, he/she gets the cops to follow him/her or pull them over allowing the real drunks to stumble away safely.
You guys owe me from being the last dd (Designated Decoy). Last time I got pulled over by the cops for an hour while they made me do every sobriety test known to man. At least everyone was able to swerve home safely!
by Derek Stout December 9, 2008
Get the designated decoy mug.The physical state of ones body the morning after a night of extreme binge drinking leaving then not only dehydrated but also still wasted. Often occurs after large amount of cheap beer.
It is ironic that I drank 32 cans of a liquid but am dehydrated and still wasted. I guess you could say I am dehydrawasted.
by woulddesk September 13, 2009
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When your body has an extreme lack of chocolate. Symptoms include: moodiness , bitchyness, and extreme cravings for chocolate. Women who are pregnant or menstruating are more likely to develop this. The only cure for being decholated is large amounts of chocolate given either orally or directly into the blood stream. If not treated this can be fatal!
by May tree May 13, 2010
Get the Dechocolated mug.The ultimate of the decoy’s. Not quite immoral in looks, however possibly in age, but this factor is eliminated by their looks. A female between the grades of 8-10. Prime age is 13 or 14.
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Get the Decy mug.A survival game made by creator Archeximus that can be argued to be the hardest game of the entire platform. It could be said that 89% of the players still have not win the game, and the reason it's just 89% is because there are not many new players coming in as of now.
Tim: "Hey have you played Decaying Winter before?"
Mark: "don't. remind me. OF THAT HELLISH EXPERIENCE AGAIN"
Mark: "don't. remind me. OF THAT HELLISH EXPERIENCE AGAIN"
by top10urmom July 8, 2022
Get the Decaying Winter mug.The mental and physical condition of a male as a direct result of his female having the goodies on lockdown or cutoff.
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The point at which a person has had such a dry spell in between sexual encounters that their standards drop beyond what is normally acceptable.
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The point at which a person has had such a dry spell in between sexual encounters that their standards drop beyond what is normally acceptable.
Tiger Woods is so sexually dehydrated since his wife, Elin Nordegren found out he was driving more than golf balls into the holes or hos. She made sure he lost not only his creepin' pie and his ol' stand-bye.
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"I am so sexually dehydrated that fat bitch over there could be in trouble by the end of the night."
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"I am so sexually dehydrated that fat bitch over there could be in trouble by the end of the night."
by EL KooL May 7, 2010
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