kara-croaker

1.) A person who insists on singing karaoke, even though they are unaware that they are tone-deaf, off-key or just otherwise bad.

2.) A karaoke singer who chooses a very good song, and then proceeds to murder it beyond recognition.

3.) A karaoke singer who picks a song that gains many a groan from the audience.

"Why does Shayla always insist on droning her way through 'The Rose'? What a kara-croaker."

"The rotation has more kara-croakers than singers tonight."

by jws1272 November 25, 2011

Rope Choker

A deckhand on a tug boat. The person on deck who handles the ropes, or lines, on a tug boat. Sometimes called a Deck Ape

When starting out in the tugboat business, your first job is usually that of a rope choker.

by Tugboat Bill January 24, 2015

betty crocker shit

When you're too busy baking some motherfucking cookies or something and you have to strain to not involuntarily shit yourself from all the hours in the kitchen.

Man, I made some homemade cookies to celebrate those assholes from the New York office leaving finally. I was doing some hardcore Betty Crocker shit by the end of it though. Too much raw cookie dough, I think.

by erudyne March 21, 2016

Slant cooker

An electric cooker used for cooking rice.

JAMES YOU FUCK
^
We left the fucking edamame in the slant cooker!!!

by m3thw1admin August 8, 2018

Spoon cooker

The lighter a junkie uses to heat up the spoon he is cooking his heroine in.

The junkie ripped that guy's face off because the guy took his spoon cooker

by Johnfuckingdenver November 24, 2018

rising choker

Dj Steve’s favourite blazing method

What’s your favourite blazing method?

Probably rising choker

by Topshgger April 17, 2023

Triple Coke Choker

This is regarded as one of the most dangerous three-person sex acts in the world. It begins with the female partner on her back, legs spread. The first male partner then inserts an entire two-liter bottle of Coca-Cola into the woman's vagina. He then raises the woman's hips so that the coke begins to drain into her vagina, while simultaneously performing anal sex on her. When the bottle is completely empty, the second male partner begins performing vaginal sex on the woman, so that as much coke as possible remains in her vagina. The first male partner then slowly lifts the woman so that the coke leaks out around the second male partner's penis. The two male partners then switch roles and repeat this process.

"How was your three-way last night?" "It was rough. Ezekiel wanted to do a triple coke choker, but all we had was diet Pepsi."

by Alexander's Horse May 24, 2017