When a white man goes to Kenya to see a girl he met online. She and her family beat and kick him until he is motionless on the ground, curled in the fetal position. Then, all of her boyfriends stand over him and jerk off, covering his pale body with their semen, which leaves him looking like a buttered croissant.
Man 1: I heard Lou went to Nairobi to see his girlfriend.
Man 2: Girlfriend? She’s going to give him the worst Kenyan Croissant imaginable!
Man 2: Girlfriend? She’s going to give him the worst Kenyan Croissant imaginable!
by Bubba n Ralph May 05, 2023
by Yaba Daba Doo! September 07, 2023
The phrase "Eat half the croissant" metaphorically advises finding a compromise by suggesting that, like splitting a croissant, each party receives a fair share, achieving a balanced resolution.
When the team couldn't decide whether to work remotely or from the office, their manager suggested they "eat half the croissant" by agreeing to a hybrid arrangement, balancing both preferences.
by Marco____2929292 April 23, 2024
Take it easy on those Rest In Peach Croissants, bruv. The croissants made in Cali are danker than what we get on the east coast.
by RIP Croissant June 08, 2018
When a man soaks his glaze off the woman's face with a loaf of bread that he uses in a sand which he eats
by Fye boy tre daddy March 08, 2017
by Cate chua November 11, 2020
When you are performing a skill, typically cheerleading skill but you are too soft and don't fully commit to skill.
When you're not fully committing to an athletic move and too puffy and soft with it.
When you're not fully committing to an athletic move and too puffy and soft with it.
*Skill fails due to lack of commitment:
Wow!! That was croissant, be sharper.
Don't be croissant, commit to the skill.
Wow!! That was croissant, be sharper.
Don't be croissant, commit to the skill.
by Jj-palang September 14, 2023