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Petty Crocker

When someone who has cooked a meal doesn't receive the praise that they feel

they deserve and resorts to insulting the people eating the meal.
Mom's spaghetti was okay, but she went all Petty Crocker and started questioning our manhoods when we didn't ask for seconds.
by halestorm187 December 22, 2017
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Penis-Crocker

The term used for a hugely nice penis. Usually associated with the wird jordan if you look it up. Girls love it and gets alot of action. For action you want one for one of your three wishes ;)
Ahh,,, Shall we have abit of Penis-Crocker fun?
by J/O/R/D/A/N April 20, 2010
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Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.
“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.
by Neener1966 September 5, 2022
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Pulling A Crocker

Dating and/or becoming engaged to a girl without any of your friends knowing about, essentially making your dating much easier since you dont have to go through needless questioning and other idiots who want to give you advice or find out whats going on.
A guy getting engaged to someone and you never knew he was dating someone. That guy is "pulling a crocker".
by ajgibbs June 21, 2009
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Betty Crocker

To receive a handjob with an oven mitt.
Omg Lindsay make her kids cookies then gave me a Betty Crocker
by KylePope August 22, 2022
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