Penis-Crocker

The term used for a hugely nice penis. Usually associated with the wird jordan if you look it up. Girls love it and gets alot of action. For action you want one for one of your three wishes ;)
Ahh,,, Shall we have abit of Penis-Crocker fun?
by J/O/R/D/A/N April 20, 2010
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Mr Crocker

A man who embodies the spirit of a 5 year old but maintains “Disney adult” status. Usually an avid coffee drinker who enjoys Eggo waffles, dark chocolate, musical theatre, the Oxford comma, and non “pew pew” video games. Must wear pink on Wednesdays, purple on Thursdays, and always pair work outfits with funky socks.

100% gay & 100% anticandice
Mr Crocker, I have tea to spill.
by rayslays March 18, 2024
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Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.
“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.
by Neener1966 September 05, 2022
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Ms Crocker

The worst teacher in history. the type of teacher that hooks up with grade 12 boys, and let’s them vape and smoke in her car. The teacher that always switches around subjects when she doesn’t feel like doing them because she only knows how to teach one subject.
grade 12 boy: Ms crocker can you help me
Ms crocker: sure after school come to my classroom😉😉
by crazymfhoeassbiyiflswla November 10, 2019
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