cristian carranza 

piece of shit. literal scum of the earth. poster child of a fuckboi. the embodiment of a degenerate. thinks he's the shit, but actually is shit. head ass.

fuck him he's such a cristian carranza.

cristian carranza by longdickkkkk June 4, 2016

Cristian Fernandez 

Low-key a Furry

Cristian Fernandez denied being a Furry, only so he could be accepted in society and his high school environment

Cristian Fernandez by Willsky_ April 26, 2017

cristian pavlovski 

hes got a massive dick and is so hot

have u seen cristian pavlovski, i wanna do things with him

cristian pavlovski by apkdpkfsfsdfsfs February 16, 2021

cristian pulisic 

The best american futbol player since clint demsi.

The american hero cristian pulisic scores again!!

cristian pulisic by Mowaffles September 5, 2021

Cristian Simut 

Absolute Fucking LEGEND or Party Man.
The type of guy that would Wu-Tang a fresh rolled joint.

You are such a Cristian Simut

Cristian Simut by Cripeeeeee April 14, 2019

Cristian Aciobanitei 

The sexiest, most dilf teacher in the world.

Damn bro, that teacher is almost as hot as Cristian Aciobanitei.

Cristian Aciobanitei by Firmelelui November 21, 2021

Cristian Deleon 

A fucking dumbass, not even. A RETARD. Even an aborted fetus has more knowledge than a Cristian Deleon.

The reason why Selena Quintanilla is dead

Teacher: what color is the sky?
The class: BLUE!

Cristian Deleon from the special Ed class next door: “WHo ME???”

Cristian Deleon by Sergiovera January 1, 2022